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  1. Eggo
    Bijan just left a canyon down the middle of DKR with his giant nutsack.
  2. Eggo
    On my run this morning, I ran by a Mazda with a sticker in the back window that said "KYLE FIELD: HOME OF THE 12TH MAN" That was it. Not "Go Aggies" or "Texas A&M"... just kyle field. Fucking cult.
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    If you tell me they were Chacos I'm converting to Judaism.
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    I also don't see why anyone suggests Sark should have gone FCS. The guy has been unemployed a total of zero years since his playing career ended and every job besides his first has been with a major Power 5 or the NFL. This isn't fucking Sterlin Gilbert we're talking about.
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    Be a man and give us something to work with here.
  7. Eggo
    Well, it used to be parked there...
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    How would you know if the beer was cold or not?
  10. Eggo
    Do they really call him Tiger King? Da fuck?
  11. Eggo
    Weird nickname for your penis
  12. Eggo
    Ass is nice but have you seen the length of her fingers? Lord have mercy.
  13. Eggo
    Ah yes, when Gerg held the future Heisman winner to a measly 23 point margin.
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    Hell, why not include Baylor and TCU in your equation? Might as well hold off until we win the conference and bowl game betore getting too carried away.
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    Hey pal, if you like long fingers, that's a-OK with me.
  16. Eggo
    A little heteroskedasticity never hurt anyone, but the point is that Texas hasn't shown a track record of being this dominant over OU ever. It would be absolutely absurd to assume lightning would strike twice despite the probabilities.
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    Personally, I prefer a girl's fingers to be incapable of massaging my small intestine, thank you.
  18. Eggo
    Avatar checks out.
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    Reined* And no he shouldn't.
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    Hudson Card ain't making this throw.
  22. Eggo
    Maybe if he had been extended he would have made it more than 3 years 👀
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    To be fair, that guy is also Sam Ehlinger's trainer. I would be shocked, shocked if Sam didn't act as intermediary at some point.
  24. Eggo
    And Thailand perfected curry. Wait, what were we talking about?
  25. Eggo
    Seems we've moved onto the Blame HC phase.

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