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Eggo

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  1. Be a man and give us something to work with here.
  2. Well, it used to be parked there...
  3. How would you know if the beer was cold or not?
  4. Do they really call him Tiger King? Da fuck?
  5. Weird nickname for your penis
  6. Ass is nice but have you seen the length of her fingers? Lord have mercy.
  7. Ah yes, when Gerg held the future Heisman winner to a measly 23 point margin.
  8. Hell, why not include Baylor and TCU in your equation? Might as well hold off until we win the conference and bowl game betore getting too carried away.
  9. Hey pal, if you like long fingers, that's a-OK with me.
  10. A little heteroskedasticity never hurt anyone, but the point is that Texas hasn't shown a track record of being this dominant over OU ever. It would be absolutely absurd to assume lightning would strike twice despite the probabilities.
  11. Personally, I prefer a girl's fingers to be incapable of massaging my small intestine, thank you.
  12. Reined* And no he shouldn't.
  13. Hudson Card ain't making this throw.
  14. Maybe if he had been extended he would have made it more than 3 years 👀
  15. To be fair, that guy is also Sam Ehlinger's trainer. I would be shocked, shocked if Sam didn't act as intermediary at some point.
  16. And Thailand perfected curry. Wait, what were we talking about?
  17. Seems we've moved onto the Blame HC phase.
  18. Maybe he's just a contrarian
  19. The only people who think QE would bail or Arch will decommit are morons who don't follow this stuff.
  20. Eggo

    Rhule

    You may be trolling, but if not... fuck off. https://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/11/sports/ncaafootball/penn-state-students-in-clashes-after-joe-paterno-is-ousted.html?_r=1&hp
  21. I am very aroused.
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