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  1. Eggo
    He was never pretty, but FCB looks fucking terrible these days.
  2. Eggo
    You seem mad.
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  4. Eggo
    Explains a lot with regard to the OU dick drawings.
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    Sam Ehlinger

    Eggo replied to wild_turkey's topic in Football

    Malibu Creek State Park to be exact. Ran a 50 mile race there a few years ago.
  6. Eggo
    It had never occurred to me that these were two different people.
  7. Eggo
    Shit even Looch makes 6figs
  8. Eggo
    I don't see why anyone would cite David Ash at all. He had a handful of serviceable games but most notably couldn't shake Derp until the latter graduated.
  9. Eggo
    Whoof this is some revisionist history... David Ash is up there with Sam for you? Based on what? Pass completion? Passer rating? Both players had their best years as sophomores. David Ash went 19TD/8INT with 2 rushing TDs. Sam Ehlinger went 25TD/5INT with *checks notes* 16 rushing TDs. That was a bad take and you should feel bad.
  10. Eggo
    You rang?
  11. Eggo
    Excellent. He's good at the whitest sport on earth. Must be fast.
  12. Eggo
    Oh my sweet summer child...
  13. Eggo
    "I'm told that Ewers threw 4 picks in front of the big money donors, leaving all of them shaking their heads at the disaster of this lackluster product out of Southlake. I'm told that Sark named Ewers the starter just so the donors could see how bad he is with their own eyes and give Sark the room he needs to name Card the premier pistol puller at the University of Texas at Austin. I'm told this was all a bait and switch, masterfully executed by Sark."
  14. Eggo
    Drones are heavily restricted over UT. Pretty sure UTPD keeps an AA gun in the tower.
  15. Eggo
    You poor thing
  16. Eggo
    Arkansas moose out front should have told him.
  17. Eggo
    This weekend, while traveling back to SAT from my father-in-law's funeral out of Newark, we learned that United Premier access security lanes are regular security and not pre-check. I hadn't taken my shoes off or removed my laptop from my bag in years. Lesson learned that the marketing is bullshit.
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    Holy fuck. Spoiler that shit.
  20. Eggo
    I mentally came on your mom's face last night.
  21. Eggo
    If Sark blows out aggy in CS, their fan base will beat the life out of Jimbo themselves.
  22. Eggo
    Let me guess: Your boy calls you and says "Hey, Newy, man! How ya been? We never see you anymore. Anyway, we're hitting up Dorsia tonight. Reynolds has an in with the host and got us a table. You in?" and you said "Sorry, bro. VP is riding my ass to get these slide deck out revisions out. Said he needs it yesterday." and your bro said "You've changed, Newy. All you care about is your stupid job now." and hangs up. But you didn't even hear his words because all you hear is "Plzfixplzfixplzfixplzfix" over and over. You wake up the next day to hear the Horns lost, but you can't process what it means because you unconsciously put on your suit that's growing increasingly tighter around your midwaist and trudge back into the office for another delightful day of #REF errors.
  23. Eggo
    How do you know if someone is an investment banker? They'll tell you.
  24. Eggo
    Weird bbq tour but ok
  25. Eggo
    X can skip all the arm days as long as he doesn't skip hands day.

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