Eggo

It had already been a long weekend with Girl from Tech, and it was only Saturday. She had just gotten through roughing me up in the backseat of her BMW X2 when I managed the strength to open the back hatch and stumble out, determined to seek sustenance and refuel my loins. I looked left and right and asked myself "Where am I?" when a homeless man responded from afar: "You ain't never been here, kid, and you'll never be here again." I filed that advice for future pondering and shuffled down a narrow alleyway with stray cats and loose women bordering the cobblestone path. I knew I didn't belong, but I had to go on. No way would I make it out of the next Girl from Tech punishment without at least a little something to stave off death for a few hours longer. Anything would do. Suddenly... in front of me... there it was. Magnolia Cafe on Lake Austin Boulevard. I patted myself on the back (which hurt from the earlier lashings) for my luck and went in and sat at a booth. "What's good tonight?" I asked the dreadlocked waiter. "Don't worry, honey. I've got just the thing you need." After a couple more hours, I came out of the bathroom and sat back in my booth and ordered the Mag's Mud queso. It was pretty good.

Just submitted my final grad school exam of the semester. What have I missed?

The pizza delivery guy watching this scene play out through the living room window

Anwar and Ketch are fucking mouth breathers who don't know fuck about shit.

But it's only 80 miles to Good Time Charlie's here in SA

This reminds me...did I ever tell y'all about my fling with the girl from Tech?

Just stop with this shit. Both of those teams are playing in bowl games this year, Austin is not, and you all know damn well the component presidents do not answer to Jay Hartzell. The UT System is basically a united front of all UT campuses minus UT Austin who operates nearly completely independent of the rest. It's a point of contention, believe me.

Jake Smith has entered the chat.

Hudson Card to Quinn Ewers: “word of advice: don't swing and miss… especially not your second time.”

Yeah people pay for their program to be fucked all the time.

and yesterday was Monday!

Had a little rough and tumble with a Tech girl for a month or so. She was a total sweetheart in the streets but god damn did she have a mean streak in the sheets. I still can't touch my toes without thinking about her.

NTTAWWT

Who the fuck let that guy in the polo on our field?

SDSU isn't going to be a slouch game. They beat a lot of P5 schools this year including the current Pac 12 champions.

They used to be in the men's room at Players (rip) but now they're busy holding cardboard signs at Riverside and Pleasant Valley.

It says it right there. aidensdad

Look, if you were offered one chance and one opportunity to start behind the Texas OL, would you capture it? Or let it slip?

UTSA to the Frisco Bowl vs San Diego State.

I guess she's got a thing for Jeffs.

You tell me.

How many starting QBs has the current staff at Tech put in the league? Stupid fucking take and you should feel bad about it.

Utah Utes: future home of Hudson Card

Meep meep!