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Mole

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  1. For cyber Monday, my shaman colleague sold me a divining rod from his merch store and last night we did some astral projecting to determine any risks the cyst actually poses. Rather than all this wild speculation, we wanted real, rigorous evidence to come to a rational understanding of the issue. After a long night of searching and projecting, we found no evidence to suggest the the cyst poses any health concerns. We’re in the clear, boys.
  2. My insider who is in near constant telepathic contact with the lizard people tells me that the negotiations are really close. The money is agreed upon but the bedazzled capes that Meyer wants on the new uniforms is causing some pushback among the traditionalists. If everyone will Tweet CDC in support of the capes I think that will push it through.
  3. Just so we’re all on the same page, Never Socialism Twitter is obviously satire.
  4. Who’s the last fister?
  5. To complete your analogy, they keep showing you the 2-7 offsuit they’re holding.
  6. I was just about to comment on why there isn’t an EABOD option. Beat me to it. My top 3 in order are: 1. John Gagliardi 2. Ken Sparks 3. Art Bell
  7. Unironically using the phrase “#Kraken just released” makes my heart hurt. When idiocracy hits, it’s slowly then all at once.
  8. Darrell Huff's How to Lie with Statistics wasn't meant to taken literally, but this is a masterclass.
  9. Keep your shart thread out of the cloak room.
  10. Yep. I just got my ballot today. There are three runoff races (2 senate and 1 public service commissioner that was moved to this runoff rather than a separate runoff). There are no write-in spots. I guess someone could write Trump in bigly letters all over the ballot though. A write-in doesn’t make sense in a runoff where one candidate has to reach 50% + 1 to win. This seems like a deep state/lizard people plot.
  11. Team Luke Bryan .
  12. Not to be a downer, but I just got my GA absentee ballot today in the mail. There’s no space to write anything in — just bubbles for the runoff candidates.
  13. Motto-worthy. Anecdotes and all, but I know a mid-30s women who went from a positive test to dead within about a week. This all happened in the past month. She was overweight. This is the 6th death from this in my circle. Three were overweight and the other three were at least 70, but they’re still all dead.
  14. Respectfully, you’re a moron. edit: not you above or anyone on this thread in particular
  15. I suspect all the stuff we’re seeing with accusations of fraud and the like are just the normal issues that happen in fair elections everywhere. Once you dig down into anything, it starts to look pretty messy. For all of Trump’s faults, he’s been a forced lesson in civics.
  16. I’d like to know what things normally are. Is this 70% bad, good, normal?
  17. So it’s percentage of precincts not fully balanced.
  18. What does 71% out of balance count actually mean?
  19. So is this the potty break?
  20. Growing up the child of an engineer, the phrase, "as an engineer" was uttered at least once a week in my house.
  21. How do you know someone is an engineer without asking them? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
  22. So the operative part of this tweet is EX head of state? Because, otherwise, he ain’t the first French head of state to stand trial...
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