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Celery Man last won the day on December 24 2019

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  1. Ah fuck man, I liked him in everything he was in. Fuck.
  2. Flash forward 6 months you say the defendant engaged you sexually and led you on emotionally, all while draining your bank account to zero. And you two met at… what was this event called?
  3. My incredibly niche comedy script idea is a Friendship style movie where Buzzrock, believing his Sweetwater rep to be a true friend, reaches out to get the NAMM hookup and then heads to Indiana. Then you have an odd couple buddy road comedy planes trains thing and they find the true meaning of friendship and also derail Henry Juskiewicz’ plan to take down the industry he believes wronged him using blood rosewood.
  4. Also, not till May but I got tickets to Wednesday at Cat’s Cradle in Carrboro and I’m excited. Pretty small club for them, but probably the coolest venue in the triangle? Uncle Tupelo broke up backstage.
  5. I keep meaning to learn that riff but of course it’s in a fucked up tuning. Context for that entire song is that the riff blew up on TikTok, I think before he even made it into a full song. Example - (linked some random insta for embedding, obviously Mayer posted it) the song is pretty good, the riff is great, curious if he has more in the tank
  6. The Rob Reiner news really hit the boys hard.
  7. the playoff is too big
  8. what is this looney tunes game
  9. oooh it's up goddamn, this movie was really 2:40? Shortest movie of that length I've ever seen
  10. My wife, who just got out of the hospital for some kind of crazy complications after having her gallbladder removed last week, is a lot of things, but one of them is an absolute lunatic when it comes to one upping every other mom in the Christmas cookie “thanks for being a preschool teacher/neighbor” game. Game set match
  11. Alright, got some takers on pushups, I’m game for trying the body squats thing too, I feel like that achievable but am mostly thinking of what all i can try and fit in every day. For me, this will be my cycling goal in terms of mileage. I’ve done 192 miles in December so far, probably spending more time per day than might be sustainable over a year but I expect my distance per hour to increase. I need to figure out how to track where I am on that map over time easily, that would be a fun visualization for me. Bonus that I’m facing the right direction as I sit on the bike.
  12. awesome (pardon the rep, felt appropriate)
  13. to me, the idea that I'm "discover 5 more weekly hours" away from moving the needle meaningfully on some smart investment moves is bananas, at least on that salary and in comparison to what I could do with twice as big of a shovel. Similarly, if you can make it on 120k (which, if you're willing to take 120 that's assumed) then surely 240 means your wife could stay home and cook or you can hire a chef/meal service, you can solve any number of time problems with the money. Even the commute, although I think that's realistically the thing that is the big sacrifice in time and soul sucking if you're not just extremely introverted. i think you might be able to start to bring me around if you adjusted the numbers a bit and added some sort of draconian stuff to the office part. Generally if you're a white collar worker making $240k in an office you can duck out for therapy. I'm also assuming it's not a bullshit job that you do in 2 hours at home but 8 hours in the office, or there's not some other catch like you have to work 80 hours a week or whatever. Drive in, drive out, you're at work all day. I say this as someone with a 2 year old and a 4 year old who wakes up every day at 5 and eats well and exercises and keeps a clean house and is an engaged dad and all that kind of stuff - the commute time seems easily worth it in exchange for bigger vacations and better college funds and less groceries and bill stress and more flexibility for the family and activities and etc etc etc. I am surprised that there's this much of a debate for 2x income.
  14. well see now I'm wondering if it's normalized for time married, although I would assume it is, and I bet if you peeled the layers back that there may be some cutural generational stuff but that there is a corresponding "more divorces for people getting married young, and millennials get married older" thing at the bottom of it.
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