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Celery Man

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Celery Man last won the day on December 24 2019

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  1. I was really digging this little chord riff I was coming up with the other night and then I realized it was just King of Oklahoma
  2. I mean this is…. obviously the goat? Identify the talking head…
  3. man it sucks how much of an afterthought it is to be a person who mostly doesn't want to game online. we couldn't have gotten the ballad of fat maude or some underling story for the main bad guy or something with a couple more guns and a car where i can drive around and shoot'em up without a 12 year old calling me the n word online?
  4. Now George HW was a president who knew how to collapse in his chair like a war hero. slightly on topic, we don’t give our kids a whole bunch of sugar. We don’t not let them have treats or whatever on occasion but we don’t keep juice in the house and we eat home prepared food and it’s not cookies and desserts and shit every single day. It is bananas how much the change in their behavior is evident around sugar holidays like Halloween.
  5. In other small NC election news, BJ Barham the singer of the band American Aquarium was unsuccessful in his bid for the Wendell board of commissioners
  6. bet she RUINS it
  7. You ever just click order real fast before you can change your mind?
  8. I’m not saying I respect it but it’s as close as I come to doing that
  9. First thing I do when I come downstairs in the morning is stick the pan on the burner on about medium heat. Pack backpacks, lunch, pour coffee, slice bananas, prepare french toast, etc before I put a half tbsp of butter on the pan where it melts quickly and bubbles gently. Drop the eggs or whatever it is in and let it sit for a minute before fucking with it. I do like cooking on the comal because low sides makes it easy to work with the spatula I think most decent quality nonstick pans are comparable and none of them last for more than a couple of years. Don’t break the bank on them and replace them when they’re old or your wife superheats them empty.
  10. If a plane crashes in the middle of a forest and nobody is listening to Ana smartly explaining what the problem is not related to, will terminally offline voters connect it with the government shutdown that is already impacting their daily lives?
  11. Do you think this is an indictment against pedophile rapists and the entire child sex trafficking ring in general, or are voters simply upset that under this GOP government they are now feeding their children leaves (and what about when winter comes)?
  12. 2horn live cam An 18 wheeler full of high school band instruments getting pancaked by a locomotive is such incredible I Think You Should Leave material.
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