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Celery Man

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  1. I might actually come to Austin for this
  2. The hardest I laughed was the the payoff to the guy unbuttoning his shirt in the chase scene. It’s One Battle After Another and then ep 1 of this show for chase scenes this year. Oh fuck, and dabbing the hair with printer paper
  3. We moved up to NC and I went to the dentist down the street. They sold me on invisalign and then a year later I had a new dentist tending to me at the same practice telling me i needed a custom mouthguard at night and had no idea that I'd even ever had invisalign. I'm glad to have the gap straightened out in my front teeth but the mouthguard thing threw me and I immediately went out and found a local practice owned by the guys with DDS after their name.
  4. Island rapists gotta stick together I guess.
  5. I had my 4 year old shouting at OU that bleeding isn’t in our blood. I don’t love every fad like this one but I’ve enjoyed this one. The 2 year old even shouts “Take Down!” when he sees my phone.
  6. I have kids and so this is all that has been playing for 2 weeks and I gotta say, these are bangers.
  7. man there were a few gut punches in this one
  8. I bought Tragic Kingdom on CD as a…. 4th or 5th grader, my first big concert was No Doubt with Cake and the Vandals, and it was only very recently that I put it together that they are from Anaheim which is where Disney’s “Magic Kingdom” is and that is what the album title is playing on.
  9. what would the left wing version of being a 50 year old pledge even look like
  10. And now the daughter is getting bumps on her feet.
  11. I think the dj from Jurassic 5 went on to do a bunch of club and dance stuff. Similar lines/vibe/tempo on that track for sure. I love stuff with that feel to block out distractions while I work. I guess that’s boom bap? DJ Shadow, Alchemist, all that classic 90s and 2000s stuff, anything else I should be digging into?
  12. there’s a pride fest in my town this week, and in was just going through to block everyone who reacted to a post about it with the mad or crying face. Shocked I tell you.
  13. Shires interview with Rhett, maybe I’m being “unkind” to her as she seems in pretty OK shape here on the anxious scale. Kinda interesting clip on Wish the Worst.
  14. hand foot and mouth is some bullshit
  15. You know how your old username is a verb? Nobody is mad, it’s funny and perfectly Slorchian.
  16. I would be stupidly irritated if I answered a question like that accurately, which Porter did, and then the reporter started turning that into me saying something different than what I said, which is what she did. But, I am not a politician and if I was I would not be stupid enough to say something that could be construed as suggesting that I don't give a fuck about the Trump voting 40%, and then I wouldn't throw a piss fit when doing that panned out predictably.
  17. on queue, latest episode of PBS Frontline picks up a series they've been doing for 14 years on a some kids (now adults) "Born Poor" in America https://www.pbs.org/video/born-poor-op34mo/
  18. As you passed out with that cpap machine over your head in Gainesville frat house after losing $30k on a tailgate ostensibly to promote and website full of people who hate each other and ruin every family moment when some shithead gets shot in the neck, did you even wonder for a second where you are
  19. Is this a… what year is this? Aren’t we ten years into this madness? That’s a long time to continue failing successfully.
  20. As an alcoholic myself, I feel like if I had a normal drinking wife or one who had a healthy relationship with weed, it would be no big deal for me now fucking years into continuous sobriety. The anxiety thing though - addicts/alcoholics usually have this kind of anxiety or rage or whatever the manifestation is of how they can’t handle lack of control and needing everything to be just so and etc, and this is why recovery is so involved with stuff that is more complicated than “don’t use”. You have to rewire your brain so that you can exist as a sober person without needing to lean on your crutch or you’ll just be crawling out of your skin. And whenever I see her on the doc or in an interview or whatever she looks like she’s about to crawl out of her skin, she looks like how I felt before sobriety, and that shit puts me on edge. I couldn’t live with that.
  21. I think my take on this is that Isbell has terminal fat kid energy. Tyler, Sturgill - both those dudes have big dick energy. Jason Isbell is *probably* the smartest and best songwriter but deep inside he’s a fat kid.
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