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Celery Man

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  1. I in no way hope that this happens but want to go on the record before Ben Shapiro is murdered by an alt-furry that he is not in fact a respected academic among liberals and conservatives alike.
  2. Moderate liberals don’t feel this way and moderate conservatives really just describes people who are still trying to ignore the nastiness of their own politics (for example electing a child rapist president twice).
  3. Or, less jokingly, other fucking professional troll groypers feeding bullshit to willing participant “journalists” looking to feed their moron readers soothing headlines that tell them they are absolutely correct that all of this horrible craziness in the world is because of the woke left and not them and their spiritual leaders for electing the least Christian child rapist of all time to the presidency.
  4. Source is going to be text messages where they call each other gay
  5. Tuned in just in time. What a great ending
  6. Removed. Like a bat potato chip with some fur on it. If I start posting weird shit this time it's rabies.
  7. i just think it's a shame that johnny can't be here to see how much hate he has in common with groypers
  8. I barely know that OwO is like a.... emoji kinda thing. Like the O's are big eyes and the w is a mouth, maybe doing a lip bite thing, I believe the UwU is big in furry culture. I wonder what internet subculture Lee Harvey Oswald would have joined
  9. It’d be less so if you left. Ah, I’ve read the good news. Bye.
  10. we're in the surly tree with the snark and the shitty but you know this sucks and I feel bad for the parents regardless of how decent they happen to be or not be
  11. dad looks like if jason isbell had grown up without music or intellectual curiosity
  12. almost makes one want to think
  13. you never know where child trauma is going to strike
  14. so obviously we're all going to find ourselves in conversations with a "sunglass selfie in the pickup truck" guy who starts explaining this shot relative to their own hunting prowess, and I need to understand the correct way to misuse gun terminology to maximally trigger this dude. I think the gun in question actually does have a clip?
  15. Obviously not picking a nit with you but I still have a problem with people who think he was a good Christian to his family and those around him. That's not a thing. All fall short of the glory of God and all of that, but you can't simply choose which people to practice Christianity towards and then get your star. He made a career and a life out of being un-Christian and that means that he was a shitty Christian even if he was cool to his friends and family and was polite in person towards the people grew hate towards.
  16. ah fair enough, I honestly didn't follow that story very closely
  17. and again hesitating because I know that i don't want the shooter to be a real life version of the imaginary leftist bogeyman and so that's surely influencing my thoughts but there's messages carved into the ammo inside the rifle wrapped in a towel that they found in the woods? If he was leaving behind messages wouldn't he leave them at the scene? Or is this like the pork fat bullet to send muslims to hell, which once again - MAGA fever dream shit. That doesn't make sense. It also follows the Hunter laptop format of creating some physical item to assign the message to in order to make it convincing for the rubes. It said it on the rifle!
  18. once again leaning hard into the dunning kruger of my movie and video game expertise and my own bias towards what I want to be true vs what may actually be true, I'm having a hard time reconciling the guy who shoots from 200 yards and then disappears into a nondescript vehicle never to be seen again with the guy who carves political messages about "trans ideology" into his ammunition. And also just thinking about how that is exactly the kind of fever dream "they're just like us but the opposite" shit that MAGA folks imagine "leftists" would do.
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