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Celery Man

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  1. can you not spend the whole flight flirting with your much younger female copilot and losing track of your airspeed until you crash the plane into someone's house?
  2. Maybe you can help evacuate the shop
  3. https://guitar.com/news/gear-news/i-knew-this-day-would-come-eventually-but-just-not-today-joe-bonamassa-appears-to-move-guitars-from-nerdville-amid-la-wildfires/
  4. also I don't follow the news anymore because the news is pain and my life is pain and ain't nobody got time for that but I guess LA is on fire. I've seen some nervousness from Matchless folks on the internet and I know we poke at Joey B but his horde is apparently at risk and I don't wish that on him and certainly not his collection.
  5. so what the fuck does that knob actually do and imo you need to buy another amp now? because stereo?
  6. Alright I’m actually going to do a weight related goal this year. I turn 40 in October. I’m not fat fat but at 6’ 190 I’ve got a belly, and I think I could get to the 170s. Trying to do that by mid May by ditching sweets, small or no breakfast, shake for lunch, and regular home cooked dinner. It’s not a real plan yet but I’ve said it out loud, I guess I’m targeting 175 by 5/15, and I’m going to start measuring progress and inputs.
  7. Two giant bags of ol’ Roy slammed directly on top of the package of lightbulbs Clark just placed into the cart.
  8. If someone posted it on surly there must be something more interesting about it than i expected. nope
  9. I just saw a picture of him as a little kid with a Mohawk, and that tracks 100%. World’s strongest Mohawk kid energy.
  10. or curse allah and see how long the broadcast stays up
  11. i wanted to beat georgia
  12. I’m actually curious if they touch on the Shifty Shellshock performance. I can’t imagine that they would really do that but it went kinda viral and then he died.
  13. Not sure if this is new, but Michael Lemmo just posted about it on Netflix and now it’s in the queue… Well I guess it is new https://www.netflix.com/us/title/81979064?s=i&trkid=0&vlang=en
  14. What the fuck is going on? I take a small break and Oregon’s corpse is being dragged through the streets
  15. I have a set in my drawer. Maybe I’ll pick a victim and restring.
  16. New quarterback new kicker see you guys next year
  17. keep my job, get the littlest into a cheaper daycare, the whole market to not shit itself, I need to diversify from aapl
  18. Was hoping to see an L-5 like Maybelle Carter’s. Although that’s an archtop so there’s probably complicated math.
  19. He’s chilled.
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