Celery Man

Saw one of these today in North Raleigh, lol it is remarkable how much more Harris/walz stuff there is. Raleigh is blue but it’s a coalition of just enough black people and j crew whites to outbalance the southern heritage whites. And as far as signs, I see more of the moms for liberty school board wackjobs than Trump.

It says elf not goblin

I’m 5-0 to start. Drafting Minnesota’s D in the 12th round has helped a lot with that, but they’re on bye this week. Rolling the dice with the Colts D - they kinda suck but have 8 takeaways and are playing the Titans with a league leading 9 giveaways. Calling my shot that they will perform reasonably well from a fantasy perspective which means they will have negative points this week.

I kept reading this as “cut the cunt” and trying to wrap my head around that choice. But no, she’s using grawlix for “crap” which is not a real swear word. Also, every single person who angrily refers to “crap” on Facebook has a 9/11 banner photo and a racist post history.

Cover letter probably not necessary if hiring manager knows you are applying and is expecting to talk to you but I’d probably send one anyways on the basis that it is unlikely to hurt. my general cover letter format is something like - Hello <company name> hiring team, I am writing to you today to express my sincere interest in the <position>. <one to two sentences of career summary with an emphasis on relevant accomplishments>. <sentence where i convey my philosophy and explain that i am uniquely qualified to help their team [insert company mission statement]>. I am currently searching for my next opportunity to <something that aligns with my experience/trajectory and also with what the position is>. <sentence that relates to the above about what is interesting to me about this position/team/product/company.> I would greatly appreciate the opportunity to meet with you and discuss the position further. Please let me know if you have any questions or if there is any additional information I can provide. Thank you for your time and consideration. 🍆😉

The people with new gods are Christians, who have forsaken Jesus for the least Christ-like political personality in American history.

So it’s a weird backdoor recruiting thing but if you just submit a cover letter with an eggplant and a winking emoji they’ll move you right through to manager interviews.

Also his own cognitive decline.

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You should start thinking before believing.

Same energy as many of our newly upper middle white trash conservative posters.

Just turned on manningcast for 5 straight minutes of them talking about guys busting 🤷

The conditioned political skepticism I have grown to live with over the past hundred years since 2016 has taught me not to believe my lying feelings or any glimmer of hope about anything but I do want to comment - living in NC, apart from the occasional crazy person house (house on a busy road with a giant banner of post assassination attempt fist raising trump, clearly deranged lunatic near the preschool with a combined america/israel flag on a post and maga shit everywhere) GOP people have seemingly shut the fuck up. Especially post nazi lt governor, and past that I've seen a lot of mostly apolitical or even "I would guess that this person is conservative" people on facebook being mad about the lies about Western NC. I'm really hoping all of this bullshit has an impact in this state. At least to stop the lunatics who they are trying to put in charge of the schools.

The thing RAT defines about me is the kind of titties i like.

Up 17.3 and opponent has Kamara. Not enough of a lead.

I had this one wrapped up until Tucker Kraft, damn

Bengals Ravens game is killing me. I’ve got Elle Macpherson and the other guy has Jackson

Josh “Hero Ball” Allen lol fuck yeah

Well when you’re up against Flacco

if saying what you think is going to happen out loud jinxes your prediction, then you simply call out that your predictions are always wrong

always listen to me