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Celery Man

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    Wow
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    Well at least they suck
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    Oh fuck
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    Great job espn
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    His uncles were roommates in elementary school
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    Ok send in the backup announcer
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    Meep meep motherfuckers
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    Well what the fuck
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    Waiting for a gold bond pun from this corny announcer
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    musks mind rejecting the reality that he's a piece of shit who abandoned his own kids
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    Is this the person who…. chained herself to the door at Twitter or something like that a million years ago? you can’t hold your nose and cover yourself in shit and act like you’re not covered in shit when you vote for these people
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    There’s something about being out in public but having the sound off that I love. Having to schlep myself all the way cross O’Hare becomes enjoyable if I’m just moving and looking around and there’s nothing but A Tribe Called Quest in my ears.
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    If I’m bogey…. https://www.fender.com/en-US/electric-guitars/telecaster/jimmy-page-telecaster/0146230721.html https://www.fender.com/en-US/electric-guitars/starcaster/tom-delonge-starcaster/0262370556.html https://www.fender.com/en-US/electric-guitars/stratocaster/buddy-guy-standard-stratocaster/0138802306.html
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    I was way slow on buying airpods because I hated the Apple earbuds and didn’t think I had a need. My wife got me the airpod max a few years back, and that spiraled into eventually buying the airpod pros as well and now those are in my pocket all the time along with my keys wallet phone etc. Great product. There’s something too about the noise cancelling that is extremely calming for me.
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    Well my top receiver is Sun god. But yeah I didn’t draft well there.
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    A little jelly
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    For WR I’ve got Moore and Allen from the Bears (currently starting) and Shakir and Coleman from the Bills in the bench. Thinking about benching Allen for one of the Bills guys (probably Coleman) since they play Thursday and Allen has a nagging injury. Thoughts?
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    Has Johnny come in here and explained that his south Texas buddies have seen the picnic baskets next to the Muslim prayer blankets?
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    It’ll start with Walz tying his tie for him and end with them both sitting on the steps talking about the birds and the bees.

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