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Celery Man

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  1. ok stupid question that I'm too afraid to ask at this point - I just saw a clip of JD Vance getting out of a car to go cast his own vote. Is Donald Trump able to vote in this election?
  2. Has anyone texted Roman to let him know about 🌶️’s?
  3. Condolences to Rashida and if you need to find comfort in the arms of someone other than that nerd of a husband I stand ready.
  4. i was at a turn near the twenty mile marker for the city of oaks marathon (Raleigh) with my kids and a crowd of other cheerers-on waiting for my wife to run by. Everyone is screaming words of encouragement at everyone who comes by, hooting and hollering and holding out "power up" signs. Guy comes running in a red maga hat, and it was literally just the sound of birds chirping hahahaha
  5. Mulaney and monkey - I’m on board.
  6. Go for two
  7. I guess I can go to sleep
  8. Man I really need to sleep but I can’t
  9. Fuck your tackle
  10. I meant to do the gardening thing in the spring but I just ended up throwing seeds in the planter and wishing for the best. Expectations exceeded ( also the cherry tomatoes came back and are basically a weed at this point)-
  11. yeah wtf, he just stopped
  12. I'm doing the "the time that i grew up was the only correct time to grow up" but finding Space Ghost Coast to Coast on the 9" CRT TV/VCR combo in your friend's bedroom at way past when you were supposed to be asleep during a sleepover when you were 9 years old was magical and then the whole Tim and Eric era, I suppose starting with Tom Goes to the Mayor but straight into Awesome Show Great Job - perfect for college. every now and then i think of "your wife's new legal name is TARGUS TARGUS" and laugh and then Too Many Cooks, all the absurdity, and the current torchbearer for this type of comedy's coaching tree - Tim Robinson with I Think You Should Leave
  13. Look at this absolute unit of an almost 11 month old. Ready to start on the offensive line for the Texans
  14. Oh this is the first time I noticed Bill Broth in the background after the kitchen table scene when it goes Hill Street
  15. If auctioned today, greenie would have to beat out Cobain’s unplugged Martin as the most expensive guitar sold, right?
  16. There’s some talk of a reunion show with my old band, which… would be fun and probably healthy for me. So I’m dusting off some 4 stringers and took “#1” immediately in for some TLC. I’ll see if I can build my bass chops back up. This guy just looks good on a wall. I need to take the neck off and fuck with the truss rod though.
  17. Reminds me of a radio lab from a million years ago about music
  18. To be clear - you can stream porn.
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