Celery Man

if it was a coordinated effort to paint the Trump/Vance ticket as "weird" right before picking the most aspirationally normal person on the planet for VP, i don't know what has happened to the people who used to do dem strategy but i fear they may be dead

This is my wife’s biscuit glove. She is afraid of the paper dough tubes that explode open a little bit when you apply pressure on the crease. So she keeps this glove here to use when I’m not home to open them for her.

this is how lost republicans are, morally

lol I’ve been on exactly that kick

maybe kamala steps down. ready for walz veep

weird af

this is such a great politician/governor response. Personal and relatable, impossible to hate, touches on both faith and family, and promotes one of the crown jewel points of pride for your state. Three sentences.

I'm on another play through of this at the moment. I don't have the time or emotional energy for Baldur's Gate or Elden Ring or any of the games that I feel like I want to play, but I can ride around with my boahs or play some poker or hunt a bear or hogtie this motherfucker who made fun of my hat and rip cigs while he waits on the track for the train to come. Put on the raccoon hat fight the hunter in Valentine. Throw flaming bottles at klansmen. This is really one of the best games ever, and I think that there is so much more in there to discover compared to GTA. Saint Denis vampire mystery, there's the serial killer, the deformed daughter in the outhouse near Rhodes or the cabin with the.... something with a black kid with the alcoholic dad writing letters to his mom who ran off? Bonny from RDR's husband next to the canoe. There's so much stuff if you go poke around in every cabin or track down every treasure and just walk around in the environment. I'd be interested to see how they would approach a TV thing. I'm not sure it would work very well, i do even within the game kinda laugh at the idea of it being a redemption story about possibly the most prolific murderer in American history. Killed thousands of people with a revolver but threw some fish back and walked around Saint Denis saying "hey there partner". I tried roleplaying as a more dark character in this playthrough (we're currently at the camp near Rhodes, which is the best camp) and I'm still mostly not on the dark path. I also told myself I was going to use a different horse and then still went up to the mountains to catch the white arabian.

hell yeah, I know very little about him but i watched that hands free driving video and he seems great

alpha male savior of christianity chooses to do this rather than have a relationship with his children

for 15 years "Up On The Sun" has been one of my deep concentration work background albums

Sounds right. I think he was on a date and had been posting while they were out, and then radio silence and some people maybe knew him irl and got worried. Damn, rip.

Man mostly unrelated but who was the poster who died in a high speed crash with a girl like… 13 years ago or something?

Do Meat Puppets count? Because I love the Meat Puppets.

I don’t know what coconut aminos are but I need them in my fridge

Boom roasted lol I need to fill her car up before the morning of course

I think I’m just going to pop the battery out first thing, swing by oreilly’s or wherever and get it tested while I’m out for groceries and just buy a new one if it’s bad. That’s worth the effort to save my wife’s Uber across town to work on Monday and potentially avoid a tow/shop visit. Thanks y’all.

yeah i figure something battery related is the most likely culprit, still a little tempted to just swap the battery and see if that fixes it. I thought maybe jumping it might definitively indicate battery, but it didn't work - I guess I'm debating spending the $200 on a battery and trying that fix, or if I should just bite the bullet and get it towed somewhere where they can get it right the first time.

Does an ECM problem mean it would be useful to disconnect the battery for a bit, reconnect, and try again? I may do that.... I managed to get it stuck halfway out of the garage, manually disengaging the park lock and pushing it out with my foot so I could reach the jumper cables but engaging the parking brake without realizing the electric parking brake won't manually disengage 😢

Yeah it sounds like it’s doing a half turn or something. I don’t know shit about fuck so I suppose ecm is possible.

Not sure if this is an appropriate thread, but this seems to be the car one - looking for some confirmation on my limited diagnostic capabilities before I figure out getting this thing towed to a garage. 2019 Jeep Cherokee, wife's car, won't start. It was being a little funny a week or so ago but I only have my wife's extremely sparse description to know what was happening. We for some reason thought it was the fob batteries, which I replaced, but now it does this whenever you try and start. I just tried jumping it, and it gives a single click and nothing, which makes me think starter not battery? I was hoping maybe I could buy a battery and replace it and have a good shot at fixing this, but now I'm thinking I need to get it towed to a garage. Any help much appreciated.

Still a better dad than Elon