Celery Man

wait did brisket die

Hey hey I didn’t say that, my wife said that. I want the fancy zojishiwhatever rice machine. Oh yeah rereading that - needed a sarcasm tag. The creemi is needed but not a rice machine 🙄

We have a Breville Smart Oven Air Fryer because my wife loves whatever gadget is the thing (we also have a ninja creami that I completely forgot about and an unused zojurishi bread maker I should use, but a rice maker is a waste of space so we don’t have that). I would use it almost all the time for oven stuff I can fit on a quarter sheet except my wife doesn’t like to keep anything on the counter except the toaster and coffee maker, so I don’t use it at all.

lol my marine master 300 is a monocoque case and is good for a very consistent +20. I assume they at least regulate the grand seikos. i need to bust out my old king seiko chronometer. That one is nails and is the closest thing I have to that little squarish gold old school dad watch.

I haven’t bought a watch or worn anything other than my speedy for more than a couple of days at a time for years but I kinda want to buy this. Which would kick off a chain of events leading up to the purchase of a vintage omega that I definitely don’t need

We live in Wake Forest near Raleigh, where there is a Chuys. There are some actually pretty good taco places out here (and a torchys not far from where i live) but I have not found a decent plate of enchiladas outside of my house. We got Chuys takeout the other night, it was fine, the enchiladas were not great but they never have been. What was great was the fucking chips. I don't know if I also just haven't had good restaurant chips in a million years but I can't stop eating them.

lol I haven’t paid attention to kicker at all, I didn’t even think about just dropping him but yeah he has not been anything special I had a streak of a couple losses but I’m back in the w column, 8-3 in 5th with 1st and 2nd place at 9-2.

i need to drop someone to get a kicker. this is a 14 team league, it's just garbage out there - Adam Thielen is the highest rated available WR. Which is why I'm feeling a little bit of pain at getting ready to..... I think the smart choice would be to drop Rashod Bateman and the choice that i feel like making is to drop Keenan Allen. I should drop Bateman right? I guess alternately I could drop one of the QBs. But then I find myself having to drop Stroud and I don't want to drop Stroud, even if he hasn't been a great fantasy option and won't likely be a great fantasy option this season.

shouldn’t that one be pink too

Daikin lick my balls

you can still use promo code JOEROGAN

lol those vintage Gibson evaluations are all just what you would now pay for that model new

don't regret picking up jonnu smith, don't regret sitting Pitts because Smith was projected to get like .5 more points than him

I kinda like the 4 way switch on my deluxe tele, it’s just another sound to have the pickups In parallel. But I don’t know if I’d go out of my way to have it. This would definitely be a “go play one, see if you need that 4th sound”. I certainly don’t miss it in my Isbell. The knob switch is pretty unobtrusive, I’m not sure if that’s how they are always or usually done. i am certainly not going to talk you out of a blues jr but just to make sure you know - it is not a quiet amp. Master volume works, so go sick, but also I’ve had it on stage with a loud band lots of times without having to come close to diming it.

Wife thinks that things dry by having the water fall off of it and onto a towel. Which is trivial but I keep explaining that the water needs to evaporate and she keeps putting giant wet bowls upside down on a towel (which…. just dry the bowl off) and then if I fuck with how she has the food processor arranged to dry (because I’m going to end up putting it away at night) “why are you fucking with it???”. Trivial but here I am drying shit off in the morning that should have been put away forever ago. also, ordered this, which I think is heavily advertised on social media- cause her bag is old. Her old bag? A still pristine Briggs and Riley.

Sheeeeit I haven’t given it to her yet

Ok, this is busted right? Take 1, with the power supply it came with. Which is this thing, it says output is 9v 660 ma. I did for a second think "maybe this is not the power supply it came with", it is used after all and this does not say strymon on it. I actually have an identical one already, I don't know from where, there was a second I thought "didn't I buy a strymon 9v supply recently? this must have been it", but I just double checked and nope, I bought a different one (snark), this ... I don't know where I got the other one from. Either way, this is it with nothing else in the chain going through the positive grid using this power supply this is it using a different guitar, the other identical but different power supply plugged into a different outlet (straight into the wall rather than in that rats nest of shit above), using different instrument cables, again solo straight into the different amp that dog is so fucking stupid ok and here's a third time, using one of the 9v cables that has been flawlessly powering my el capistan from the 250ma out on the pedal power 2 for a billion years. it did take a longer time for the noise to show up in this configuration, but there it is.

You need three pedals for that first one. the stryforce Having an issue with the deco, which is the new one. I saved $50 by buying it used from Sweetwater, which I’m now regretting because it is having an issue… basically kind of a crackling interference type noise in the background. I'm assuming this is power supply shit - my stupid pedalboard has been pretty static for years, the two older strymons (cap and flint) being powered by the 250ma spots on the pedalpower supply. I have the deco just running off of the supply it came with (which.... does look like what the pedal should have come with). I haven't had the time to do extensive troubleshooting, but I'm hoping... grounding issue? Maybe i'll try and record it and see if you guys can help troubleshoot.

Neggers can’t be choosers.

lol they’re sold out of the pink and the fuzzboxes

Brb googling how to clean spit up out of a chair made of shag carpet