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Celery Man

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  1. Man, of “guitars that got away” or even more broadly “things I didn’t buy that I wish I had bought”, I present the Hello Kitty Stratocaster. I don’t remember what they were listed for but I don’t think it was more than $200. I remember seeing one in a guitar center and thinking I should buy it and stash it under a bed because it’ll become collectible or I’ll have a daughter. These are about $700 on reverb now, I still may get one….
  2. I don’t know if I just got better at switching scale lengths or I had a string of bad Les Paul interactions, but uhhh I fink I’m starting to like the Les Pauls now Obviously I’m joking at Bonnamasa a bit but that’s a slick finish and a cool guitar. If I was a touring guitarist who primarily played my goldtop I’d be tempted at that for a backup. Would have to cover the case in stickers or stencils or something though. They should bring that finish back for Gibsons.
  3. https://www.epiphone.com/en-US/p/Electric-Guitar/Joe-Bonamassa-1955-Les-Paul-Standard/Copper-Iridescent?srsltid=AfmBOorj9M7DPVzK6zNBHvgRxpzTPXLirnjyaVDo5c-YD_S8ZloYRTh3
  4. Cleaning up accounts from a job change and I’m pissed to see I left $100 in an fsa from last year. Spend that shit.
  5. Brent Venables gives out circus peanuts on Halloween.
  6. Walz taught him right before they walked on stage
  7. oh man free money spigot to unregulated in-home childcare sounds like a recipe for success
  8. Ice cream causes murders to spike - JD Vance
  9. 23 seconds is more time than he needs 😉
  10. 😂illegal aliens are buying up the homes?
  11. “Mental health” in this context only means “people different than me”, ironically from people who think Jesus wants them to vote Republican.
  12. Ah shit he just said he became friends with school shooters
  13. we’ve gotta do something about these goddamn mexicans. for the children
  14. Wait wait, shipping manufacturing to China didn’t result in cheaper goods?
  15. This Jesus guy sounds like a dirty lib
  16. That makes sense if you’re a moron.
  17. Ok give him a question about carburetors
  18. it's actually the lifetime of the product
  19. Conspiracy by the Shakir/Coleman Illuminati. i need Sun God to defend my lead against Tyreek and J Myers. It’s a 48 point lead though, lol he has Taysom Hill, Jordan Addison, and Brian Robinson on his bench.
  20. Legendary
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