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Celery Man

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Everything posted by Celery Man

  1. Caved and bought new pants. Feels good man.
  2. Interesting, looks like he had a somewhat heroic couple of tours, lifted a burning car off of two soldiers and caught fire in the process, dealt with mental issues and fired a gun into a crowd, did time in prison. I guess good news for people who care about pregnant women’s legs is that they’re getting rid of the brown people and presumably bolstering mental health resources at the VA. I haven’t been following, not sure.
  3. I try not to jump in on bashing Tesla the cars because whatever. I mean I'm not going to buy one, but I can separate it out a bit. But it felt crazy to me the last time I was in one how cheap everything felt.
  4. Man I’m trying to get myself into an actual book reading (not book listening while I clean at night) habit just to model that shit with the kids. Holding a book, reading quietly. No luck yet but we’ll do it.
  5. Are the Hyundai Ioniqs nice? I’ll probably keep driving my truck for another 5 years but the 6 looks cool. But Hyundai.
  6. Central Market does have the most bomb-ass pinwheels.
  7. Celery Man replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Lulz
    I don’t understand why you’re both proud of your big shits but also a shy pooper ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  8. Still haven’t had a chance to play it. Now that 7 is out to complain about are people praising 6?
  9. The two songs I remember from my 7th grade cotillion dance were Jump Jive and Wail, and Men in Black. Ah, 1998. What great luck for Setzer that he got a swing revival. Also in 2008 I was on tour with my old band and we were waiting for some kind of radio interview in Chicago. The guest before us was the Cherry Poppin Daddies guy and he got all pissed because the interviewer insinuated that they had just 1 hit.
  10. I wonder if it has any effect on resistance during bends, etc? I swear I can feel the… jangliness or slinkiness or whatever of the strings not being attached to the body on my duo jet. But I’m also skeptical of all my feelings about this guitar voodoo shit. Danish Pete swears there is a difference between tele bridge pickups mounted to the body vs the pickguard. Gibson folks go on about long neck tenons while their headstock is held on with Elmer’s.
  11. I feel bad for him - that’s a guy who has dedicated his life to guitar. fuck, i was going to point out that he’s 80 years old but I guess he’s only 65. Bummer
  12. That whole episode is great. Waggu. Rog King of the Slams. ditto what someone said about Conner O’Malley, he cracks me up
  13. Patti Harrison is unhinged. Love her. Her goblin noises in the Capital Room sketch might be the best moment in the series. Lol she got kicked off of twitter years ago for switching her profile pic to Nabisco and posting this after getting verified
  14. with your stupid little hat at night you'll lie awake
  15. Ah cool, it said he played guitar for a living, I was curious with who
  16. I just love that he looks like the most Austin character of all time doing an extremely Austin thing, and he’s wearing a Sam’s Town Point trucker hat while doing it. It’s too good.
  17. My wife has no idea what Devraux is and why I randomly sing that word. I’m excited for this movie because I love Rudd and Robinson, but also it’s just great that someone is making a comedy.
  18. Is this guy here? https://www.chron.com/life/wildlife/article/austin-texas-bass-record-20158294.php because it makes me happy that this guy is out there catching giant fucking bass downtown
  19. also miss trumpette and frenchie
  20. Elon leans over the ridiculous gaming chair, dressed increasingly like Neo “Let’s use a Freddie here instead of a JSON. More hardcore.”
  21. He doesn’t have a curious mind.
  22. On the topic of the movie, I’m excited. It could suck, but I like the premise from what I can tell.
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