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Celery Man

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  1. so is Trump, in a way. (raping people who are unable to give consent, in Trump's case children)
  2. I picked up Jalen Coker, who practiced in full this week. I’m guessing between Nacua and Olave I’m going to need to put a wr in off the bench and I’m thinking he may be worth more than Addison.
  3. I might actually come to Austin for this
  4. The hardest I laughed was the the payoff to the guy unbuttoning his shirt in the chase scene. It’s One Battle After Another and then ep 1 of this show for chase scenes this year. Oh fuck, and dabbing the hair with printer paper
  5. We moved up to NC and I went to the dentist down the street. They sold me on invisalign and then a year later I had a new dentist tending to me at the same practice telling me i needed a custom mouthguard at night and had no idea that I'd even ever had invisalign. I'm glad to have the gap straightened out in my front teeth but the mouthguard thing threw me and I immediately went out and found a local practice owned by the guys with DDS after their name.
  6. Island rapists gotta stick together I guess.
  7. I had my 4 year old shouting at OU that bleeding isn’t in our blood. I don’t love every fad like this one but I’ve enjoyed this one. The 2 year old even shouts “Take Down!” when he sees my phone.
  8. I have kids and so this is all that has been playing for 2 weeks and I gotta say, these are bangers.
  9. man there were a few gut punches in this one
  10. I bought Tragic Kingdom on CD as a…. 4th or 5th grader, my first big concert was No Doubt with Cake and the Vandals, and it was only very recently that I put it together that they are from Anaheim which is where Disney’s “Magic Kingdom” is and that is what the album title is playing on.
  11. what would the left wing version of being a 50 year old pledge even look like
  12. And now the daughter is getting bumps on her feet.
  13. I think the dj from Jurassic 5 went on to do a bunch of club and dance stuff. Similar lines/vibe/tempo on that track for sure. I love stuff with that feel to block out distractions while I work. I guess that’s boom bap? DJ Shadow, Alchemist, all that classic 90s and 2000s stuff, anything else I should be digging into?
  14. there’s a pride fest in my town this week, and in was just going through to block everyone who reacted to a post about it with the mad or crying face. Shocked I tell you.
  15. Shires interview with Rhett, maybe I’m being “unkind” to her as she seems in pretty OK shape here on the anxious scale. Kinda interesting clip on Wish the Worst.
  16. hand foot and mouth is some bullshit
  17. You know how your old username is a verb? Nobody is mad, it’s funny and perfectly Slorchian.
  18. I would be stupidly irritated if I answered a question like that accurately, which Porter did, and then the reporter started turning that into me saying something different than what I said, which is what she did. But, I am not a politician and if I was I would not be stupid enough to say something that could be construed as suggesting that I don't give a fuck about the Trump voting 40%, and then I wouldn't throw a piss fit when doing that panned out predictably.
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