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Celery Man

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  1. alpha male savior of christianity chooses to do this rather than have a relationship with his children
  2. Celery Man

    CowPunk

    for 15 years "Up On The Sun" has been one of my deep concentration work background albums
  3. Sounds right. I think he was on a date and had been posting while they were out, and then radio silence and some people maybe knew him irl and got worried. Damn, rip.
  4. Man mostly unrelated but who was the poster who died in a high speed crash with a girl like… 13 years ago or something?
  5. Celery Man

    CowPunk

    Do Meat Puppets count? Because I love the Meat Puppets.
  6. I don’t know what coconut aminos are but I need them in my fridge
  7. Boom roasted lol I need to fill her car up before the morning of course
  8. I think I’m just going to pop the battery out first thing, swing by oreilly’s or wherever and get it tested while I’m out for groceries and just buy a new one if it’s bad. That’s worth the effort to save my wife’s Uber across town to work on Monday and potentially avoid a tow/shop visit. Thanks y’all.
  9. yeah i figure something battery related is the most likely culprit, still a little tempted to just swap the battery and see if that fixes it. I thought maybe jumping it might definitively indicate battery, but it didn't work - I guess I'm debating spending the $200 on a battery and trying that fix, or if I should just bite the bullet and get it towed somewhere where they can get it right the first time.
  10. Does an ECM problem mean it would be useful to disconnect the battery for a bit, reconnect, and try again? I may do that.... I managed to get it stuck halfway out of the garage, manually disengaging the park lock and pushing it out with my foot so I could reach the jumper cables but engaging the parking brake without realizing the electric parking brake won't manually disengage 😢
  11. Yeah it sounds like it’s doing a half turn or something. I don’t know shit about fuck so I suppose ecm is possible.
  12. Not sure if this is an appropriate thread, but this seems to be the car one - looking for some confirmation on my limited diagnostic capabilities before I figure out getting this thing towed to a garage. 2019 Jeep Cherokee, wife's car, won't start. It was being a little funny a week or so ago but I only have my wife's extremely sparse description to know what was happening. We for some reason thought it was the fob batteries, which I replaced, but now it does this whenever you try and start. I just tried jumping it, and it gives a single click and nothing, which makes me think starter not battery? I was hoping maybe I could buy a battery and replace it and have a good shot at fixing this, but now I'm thinking I need to get it towed to a garage. Any help much appreciated.
  13. Still a better dad than Elon
  14. the rubber banding in this game is ridiculous
  15. If I switched both bank accounts and father-daughter relationships with Musk I’d probably sit underneath a rocket.
  16. it took me until the end of my third RTG season to get my quarterback up to superman vince young stats, just extending plays and dunking on sec bitches
  17. i don’t think that you should have to eat your only hat
  18. he gives skibidee ohio toilet
  19. I've been playing the '86 Les Paul a lot. It is a fucking great guitar.
  20. I miss the hot sauce from the taqueria near my old house. If any of yall want to go to Taqueria Linda in the La Familia Market gas station at 1st and Dittmar and get them to give you the recipe for their main spicy sauce, I want that. I tried this recipe for orange taqueria sauce I found on Reddit, it is good but is not it. I think it must have had habaneros.
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