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Celery Man

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Everything posted by Celery Man

  1. He’s in a better place.
  2. My wife is really not this dumb…. last year I got her a peloton tread+, and she went deep end with running and has done 2 marathons. As a stocking stuffer I gave her one of those 26.2 stickers. And mostly other running stuff. She pulled out the sticker and said “oh what do these even m…” and then this look of dawning realization came over her and she said “OHHHHH!”
  3. curious if tbone is having the same weird... satisfaction with the lightweight of the alder tele combined with the double binding. it almost feels like it's got that danelectro contruction.
  4. i miss crayon
  5. These are weirdly the biggest hit - liquid color floor tiles
  6. Celery Man replied to smuggs's topic in Music
    Spotify serves me a lot of 80s alternative, also a lot of female fronted indie stuff like ratboys, palehound, slow pulp, alvvays… that song worked into the rotation and I thought for sure it was a similar vintage as superchunk and stuff like that. But nope - apparently it’s siblings, brother was the voice of the boy from the Incredibles. And yeah, Kim Deal vibes for sure.
  7. Les Paul needs a strap sitting down
  8. Celery Man replied to smuggs's topic in Music
  9. Ours doubles as a biscuit glove
  10. Watch it with that mandolin. i still don’t have the food lab, its been on my wishlist for forever
  11. Jesus fuck this thing is gigantic (michaelscott.gif)
  12. Sigh despite killing it all year and scoring 126 points in .5 ppr I’ve still lost to the guy who averaged 95 points all season until today
  13. keenan allen on my bench with 24 points. damn.
  14. After an 11-3 season I'm finna get knocked off by the 8-6 team who finished in 6th place on the back of 19.5 defensive points from Cincinnati. And Ameer fucking Abdullah. It's not over, but I really need some more points out of Jonnu or J. Sanders (who's been killer) or Shakir to do something but Amari Cooper to not. And I need Kraft to not do shit tomorrow. Fuck.
  15. Hardest part of watching a game while watching the kids is getting the wife to leave you alone, so you’re off to the right start.
  16. Kyle Pitts sucks
  17. Rip to whoever is against barkley Goddammit and I sat kyree
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