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Celery Man

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    The morning of the forgotten coffee maker clock
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    are you on the ballot
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    Park’s open after naptime, kiddos!
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    Wife is applying for jobs (I think mostly copywriter, coming from nonprofit grant writing and development) and is having me review her resume. Content wise it is fairly good but is a whole canva thing with all sorts of formatting, picture in front of a tree, etc. Are the scanning systems still too dumb for that/has the guidance for super simple formats and fonts remained the same?
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    I just had the most incredible night’s sleep of all time. I’m in charge of the three month old’s nights and he slept straight through. 7 hours feels like 10. wife is tired. “I went ahead and woke up at the new time, I just wasn’t sure that Rory would sleep in” Rory is three years old, can’t read a clock, doesn’t understand time, etc
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    Welp I finally got bit by what I thought was the brilliant idea of promising my wife a forever discontinued product she desperately wanted. However I think I found a way to break even financially.
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    there's no fucking way I'd encourage my daughter to go to school in Texas, and frankly I'm already thinking a bit about Chicago and Minneapolis if NC goes any further down the hole. If the job market was different I'd probably be a bit more serious about that.
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    Ok so branded cock rings but with vanity sizing
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    Pescaaaaaadooooo!
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    I always assumed Frank was named after the German word for pancho.
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    This gives me an idea to bring in the younger crowd - a surly branded trash can that can hold a keg, which you use at a surly tailgate where we serve alcohol to minors
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    Ok hear me out -
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    you should print up some cheap panchos with some ridiculous logo and give them out before a game that threatens rain large enough and simply legible enough to hopefully get picked up by tv cameras maybe sneak oklahoma eating a dick in there somehow, I dunno
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    i like the kershaw
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    this is like that, but you've got a guy that throws increasingly heavier tennis balls into the machine as the baby continues to cry
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    I was trying to remember how expensive this thing was and so I looked it up - like 1600, worth it. Curious how much I get for it after we move kid 2 to the crib and a disconnect my balls.
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    The thread is slow, I’ve already posted too many j45 pictures, but the j45 fucks so here is a video comparing the standard and the custom Mine’s a custom but honestly I think I’d take the standard out of the two.
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    He’s actually doing pretty well overall, he’s just going through a growth thing or has a stomach bug or something. This is not an atypical night, although often he needs to be resettled at about 3.
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    It’s crazy how bad Madden is in all forms. I’ll not weigh in on steam deck because i haven’t fucked with it, but I’m skeptical that it is simple and easy. I mean, I’m sure it’s not rocket science, I’m sure anybody could get it set up and working, I could be totally wrong and it’s no more complicated than plugging in a console and waiting for your game to download. Actually i kinda want one now that I think about it. But it’s also totally legitimate to just want an almost entirely straightforward experience as a casual gamer. We have both consoles and i use the Xbox much more, but that may be influenced by spending much more time on the 360 during that era.
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    homeboy needs a trim, still truckin in 24
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    LBGTQ

    Celery Man replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room

    walking in a circle around our kitchen wearing a 3 month old and I just saw that a friend lost his teenage daughter to suicide, I can’t even fathom

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