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Celery Man

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  1. I don’t know what the nature of the sex crimes that are going to occur in that unfinished ground tube will be but they will be abhorrent. I squeezed in next to a shittily parked cyber truck at the pediatrician’s office yesterday and it is really such a ridiculous vehicle. The shape of the vehicle does not relate to the dimensions needed for a functional passenger vehicle. I don’t know if it’s mostly fisheye but the dash there is ridiculous. Can you imagine how awful the conversations between him and grimes were.
  2. The data indicates that he will soon be the world’s heaviest child.
  3. Man, of “guitars that got away” or even more broadly “things I didn’t buy that I wish I had bought”, I present the Hello Kitty Stratocaster. I don’t remember what they were listed for but I don’t think it was more than $200. I remember seeing one in a guitar center and thinking I should buy it and stash it under a bed because it’ll become collectible or I’ll have a daughter. These are about $700 on reverb now, I still may get one….
  4. I don’t know if I just got better at switching scale lengths or I had a string of bad Les Paul interactions, but uhhh I fink I’m starting to like the Les Pauls now Obviously I’m joking at Bonnamasa a bit but that’s a slick finish and a cool guitar. If I was a touring guitarist who primarily played my goldtop I’d be tempted at that for a backup. Would have to cover the case in stickers or stencils or something though. They should bring that finish back for Gibsons.
  5. https://www.epiphone.com/en-US/p/Electric-Guitar/Joe-Bonamassa-1955-Les-Paul-Standard/Copper-Iridescent?srsltid=AfmBOorj9M7DPVzK6zNBHvgRxpzTPXLirnjyaVDo5c-YD_S8ZloYRTh3
  6. Cleaning up accounts from a job change and I’m pissed to see I left $100 in an fsa from last year. Spend that shit.
  7. Brent Venables gives out circus peanuts on Halloween.
  8. Walz taught him right before they walked on stage
  9. oh man free money spigot to unregulated in-home childcare sounds like a recipe for success
  10. Ice cream causes murders to spike - JD Vance
  11. 23 seconds is more time than he needs 😉
  12. 😂illegal aliens are buying up the homes?
  13. “Mental health” in this context only means “people different than me”, ironically from people who think Jesus wants them to vote Republican.
  14. Ah shit he just said he became friends with school shooters
  15. we’ve gotta do something about these goddamn mexicans. for the children
  16. Wait wait, shipping manufacturing to China didn’t result in cheaper goods?
  17. This Jesus guy sounds like a dirty lib
  18. That makes sense if you’re a moron.
  19. Ok give him a question about carburetors
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