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Celery Man

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Everything posted by Celery Man

  1. Boone is the other blue spot in west nc, supposed to be beatiful. App State
  2. Cows don’t even have dicks
  3. Kegstanding this little fuck until he passes out and then I’m doing anxious laundry and couch guitar
  4. The guy who just helped me at ace hardware said he was for damn sure not going to cast a vote for Roy Cooper. His boss told him Cooper isn't on the ballot and what's his plan because he's closing tonight. Guy said "oh is it today"?
  5. corey booker just looking like a middle aged italian gym guy
  6. never has a presidential candidate had faster access to dick pills and nazi legos on election night
  7. “I would like this many tacos” *fans out $7* - me, high af at the campus jitb 20 years ago
  8. Lfg grew up there and visit every so often. you can taste it in the air with the humidity
  9. ok stupid question that I'm too afraid to ask at this point - I just saw a clip of JD Vance getting out of a car to go cast his own vote. Is Donald Trump able to vote in this election?
  10. Has anyone texted Roman to let him know about 🌶️’s?
  11. Celery Man replied to Derka's topic in Music
    Condolences to Rashida and if you need to find comfort in the arms of someone other than that nerd of a husband I stand ready.
  12. i was at a turn near the twenty mile marker for the city of oaks marathon (Raleigh) with my kids and a crowd of other cheerers-on waiting for my wife to run by. Everyone is screaming words of encouragement at everyone who comes by, hooting and hollering and holding out "power up" signs. Guy comes running in a red maga hat, and it was literally just the sound of birds chirping hahahaha
  13. Mulaney and monkey - I’m on board.
  14. Go for two
  15. I guess I can go to sleep
  16. Man I really need to sleep but I can’t
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