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Celery Man

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Everything posted by Celery Man

  1. Cleaning up accounts from a job change and I’m pissed to see I left $100 in an fsa from last year. Spend that shit.
  2. Brent Venables gives out circus peanuts on Halloween.
  3. Walz taught him right before they walked on stage
  4. oh man free money spigot to unregulated in-home childcare sounds like a recipe for success
  5. Ice cream causes murders to spike - JD Vance
  6. 23 seconds is more time than he needs 😉
  7. 😂illegal aliens are buying up the homes?
  8. “Mental health” in this context only means “people different than me”, ironically from people who think Jesus wants them to vote Republican.
  9. Ah shit he just said he became friends with school shooters
  10. we’ve gotta do something about these goddamn mexicans. for the children
  11. Wait wait, shipping manufacturing to China didn’t result in cheaper goods?
  12. This Jesus guy sounds like a dirty lib
  13. That makes sense if you’re a moron.
  14. Ok give him a question about carburetors
  15. Celery Man replied to Pimphand's topic in Baseball
    it's actually the lifetime of the product
  16. Conspiracy by the Shakir/Coleman Illuminati. i need Sun God to defend my lead against Tyreek and J Myers. It’s a 48 point lead though, lol he has Taysom Hill, Jordan Addison, and Brian Robinson on his bench.
  17. ok i'm actually going to switch to darnold next week
  18. see diggs in the endzone. it was a rushing touchdown
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