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Celery Man

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  1. ur mom keeps my meat vessel operating
  2. I think there are always a lot more virgin/near virgin types than people who have more partners think. I feel like among the nerds I’ve worked with there were some people who never ever got laid, some people who probably did twice in college but not much since then, and people who fit that mold who then found a similar nerdette online and got married. And a bunch of folks with more “normal” levels of physical intimacy. my brother in law has been overweight since forever, drives a bread truck, serial friend zoned by girls out of his league, now he likes fishing, camping, and knives, his dog, authoritarian politics, and not trying to have sex at all. i think a thing that has changed is that people have bigger lives online and there are larger niche communities that are accessible. 40 years ago if you don’t like the popular music, you need an older brother somewhere to show you husker du or you just move on to other things. Now if you can only orgasm while wearing a diaper you can find an active community of like minded individuals in 4 minutes. And those communities have gone from being the sideshow to your real life to the reverse for many people - they begrudgingly go out and do what is required to keep their meat vessel operating before they dip back into the metaverse. It is normal for these dudes to talk about not getting laid and accept not having a “normal” full social life because they are constantly surrounded by others like them in the place where they primarily exist.
  3. Buddy in Lincoln is clear, sounds like he spent a lot of the evening in a parking garage basement
  4. unfortunately, hornhub has been blocked by the state of texas
  5. more than that but only barely, so really not the end of the world. this is probably my own stupidity as well. she's starting a new full time job where they actually pay her and she's a little grumbly about making sure that we get that set up correctly for the filing jointly tax rate. tone, etc
  6. i think the biggest leap in my playing came when i bought a bunch of acoustics. of course i was also drunk and massively depressed, doing almost nothing but sitting on my couch and holding on to my pretty toys uh yeah for sure. strat volume knob is right where I want to anchor my hand and it's easy for me to hit the switch. don't even get me fucking started on the jaguar (not mine, back in the band days when I switched off with the other guitarist/bassist). I used painters tape on the stupid switches to keep them in place. no problem with teles. The hand position thing with the strat became a problem for me after I spent a long time playing mostly acoustics. Knocking switches around I find easy to do, but it's also probably influenced by leaning into performatively large right hand movements as stage presence
  7. there's a general disagreement about what it means to support something - some people think that if you say that you don't like something, you can do all the behaviors that feed and power that thing without supporting it. that's false and is surprisingly difficult for some of you to understand.
  8. anyone else's wife have their paycheck set up for $0 withheld for income tax?
  9. you actually don't need to have any opinion at all about the gaza war to understand if this (the topic of this thread that we're talking about here) is ok
  10. Someone espousing a stupid opinion about wanting an event shut down is a different thing than actual police in riot gear teakettling a peaceful protest. Even if the people with the dumbass opinion are the ones being teakettled, which may or may not be the case here. not hard
  11. is this a ygifs 🧦
  12. We should do this for more futurecrimes.
  13. Is “occupy” a trigger word that creates the safe space requirement
  14. you don't have to give a shit about the bill of rights but at least be honest about it
  15. honestly i think that this across the board characterization of what people are protesting about is insanely anti-semitic
  16. That looks great. I have my office in the same kind of green, it’s a nice energy. I would laugh at my wife if she suggested that I put up that wall accent thing, so good on you for being a handy dad. took this picture at the park last week. Sometimes a picture just captures your kid being a kid in a way that triggers your love feelings. also I found a new hobby in dressing the baby and sending the wife outfit pictures. She did not think that this made him look like a “rizzly bear”.
  17. it for sure didn't have to be - we should be better than this, as Texas
  18. Policies/rules/etc aside, this is one of the things that college campuses are for. Not harassment, not intimidation, but protests of this nature, yes 100% for sure.
  19. people just exploding in their cybertrucks after dinesh spent all night with elon over his shoulder improving his code
  20. If you love this stuff you hate America. Freedom out front should have told you.
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