Celery Man

Wife has been in charge of toddler preschool lunches. Which I think is a fair deal all things considered, but it is apparently mental load, whatever. WIth the new baby, she's trying to get me to do more lunch things but is also having a hard time understanding that someone should "own" this and that if neither of us own it than it is not owned. I digress. Yesterday I was running around because our dog was sick (urinary stones, it turns out) and I had to take our niece to the airport (and go through security and shit, unaccompanied minor who had flown up to help us out and meet the baby, very fun). I took the 2.5 year old with me for that to keep pressure off of mom with the baby. Which I think is pretty generous, whatever - the thing I'm saying is that I was not playing xbox and masturbating when she said "can you check on the pizzas in the oven" (little crescent roll pizzas for this weeks lunches) and I went and looked and said "they are not done yet". What she understood from that interaction is that I was now in charge of the pizzas. Needless to say they burned and I was tasked with making the pizzas again. That night as I was putting the new batch of pizzas in the oven: Celery: "Is kiddo's lunch ready?" Wife: "It's in the fridge" Celery: "Ok, will it have pizza?" Wife: "No" How I understood this was that kiddo's lunch was ready and in the fridge and was going to be something different than pizza. What my wife was attempting to communicate was that it needed a pizza in order to be complete and ready to be sent off to school with the kiddo. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ so I just got back from the preschool to drop off a little fucking crescent roll pizza

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Yeah he really is a piece of shit, always was. Wrote some great songs. Honestly, even considering bands like Zep I think he’s the one that I most want to just be able to not think about how garbage he is and listen to the music.

Ahhhahahahaha

What the fuck

That makes my pecker hard

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Noah K-word on the tackle

Black Lives Matter Flag Rage Inside the Moshing

Fuck Norton AntiVirus

just because it actually is on topic - if you had jury trials where only one side presented evidence and there was no cross examination, you could convince moderately intelligent people to believe some pretty insane shit. That is what the Joe Rogan show specializes in and is why guys like Aaron Rodgers are guys like Aaron Rodgers. There's a specific very common brand of dumbass who listens religiously to that show and eagerly becomes convinced that there is an actual lost city of Atlantis under the sea and not only is this true but you are stupider than them for continuing to believe in elitist mainstream facts and data. his show is presumably entertaining since it is highly popular, and so he converts a lot of these fairly dumb to moderately average people into rabid dipshits like pimphand.

Frantically googling if there are flight records for Michael Berry’s RV

Y’all should take it easy on htown - he feels the need to project so strongly because he is a child molester himself.

I can’t decide if I’m able to enjoy Ryan Adams anymore, and I thought that maybe it didn’t matter after one of his recentish albums. However he just released three albums - I’m listening through Star Sign and it feels kinda vintage Ryan Adams.

need start talking safety with him if he’s going to sleep around with loose women anyone else’s baby look like Frank Sobotka?

Posting on this thread from the French Quarter to cry victim about people monitoring this thread is extremely on brand. What a bitch.

Bro

jtfc

did he just shush them

my boy

Fuck doing another burpee, but I’m toying with committing to 5k pushups. I’m definitely stronger in the shoulders and would like to keep that. I don’t know how to start but I’d like to do some free lifting or whatever, just stuff for a stronger back.

Lol