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Celery Man

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    Let’s do it merica
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    The guy who just helped me at ace hardware said he was for damn sure not going to cast a vote for Roy Cooper. His boss told him Cooper isn't on the ballot and what's his plan because he's closing tonight. Guy said "oh is it today"?
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    corey booker just looking like a middle aged italian gym guy
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    never has a presidential candidate had faster access to dick pills and nazi legos on election night
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    “I would like this many tacos” *fans out $7* - me, high af at the campus jitb 20 years ago
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    promo code CHILIS
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    Lfg grew up there and visit every so often. you can taste it in the air with the humidity
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    ok stupid question that I'm too afraid to ask at this point - I just saw a clip of JD Vance getting out of a car to go cast his own vote. Is Donald Trump able to vote in this election?
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    lol dicksville naoch
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    Has anyone texted Roman to let him know about 🌶️’s?
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    RIP Quincy Jones

    Celery Man replied to Derka's topic in Music

    Condolences to Rashida and if you need to find comfort in the arms of someone other than that nerd of a husband I stand ready.
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    do it
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    i was at a turn near the twenty mile marker for the city of oaks marathon (Raleigh) with my kids and a crowd of other cheerers-on waiting for my wife to run by. Everyone is screaming words of encouragement at everyone who comes by, hooting and hollering and holding out "power up" signs. Guy comes running in a red maga hat, and it was literally just the sound of birds chirping hahahaha
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    Mulaney and monkey - I’m on board.
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    Go for two
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    I guess I can go to sleep
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    Man I really need to sleep but I can’t
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    Fuck your tackle
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    I meant to do the gardening thing in the spring but I just ended up throwing seeds in the planter and wishing for the best. Expectations exceeded ( also the cherry tomatoes came back and are basically a weed at this point)-
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    yeah wtf, he just stopped

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