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Celery Man

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    Oh this is the first time I noticed Bill Broth in the background after the kitchen table scene when it goes Hill Street
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    how you spoil the broth
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    If auctioned today, greenie would have to beat out Cobain’s unplugged Martin as the most expensive guitar sold, right?
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    There’s some talk of a reunion show with my old band, which… would be fun and probably healthy for me. So I’m dusting off some 4 stringers and took “#1” immediately in for some TLC. I’ll see if I can build my bass chops back up. This guy just looks good on a wall. I need to take the neck off and fuck with the truss rod though.
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    Reminds me of a radio lab from a million years ago about music
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    To be clear - you can stream porn.
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    Make sure all the regular Microsoft Defender stuff is turned on and don’t download porn.
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    😬
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    yeah something like that is for sure worth a gamble, cool guitar
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    grok just telling every black person that they have sickle cell
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    Oh god I hadn’t thought about their political careers, keep them in prison. Although I suppose they’ll hardly be the most morally bankrupt.
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    To be fair to the Menendez bros Sopranos S101 hadn’t even aired yet.
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    6th Street posters listened to Musk and made very serious faces while they took his very serious promises and projections very seriously.
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    It is bananas to hear Trump talk if you haven’t listened to Trump talk in a while. Goddamn. Crazy there are people on this site either saying yep to that or doing the mental work to convince themselves that when they pull the lever for that they haven’t completely abandoned all of their values.
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    While they are having one of their best games in years lol This is a house of learned doctors so we’ve all been familiar with podcasts since at least Serial. It takes longer for republicans to adapt to this shit, and talk radio has always been their domain.
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    I just remembered how much I enjoyed this movie indie slasher comedy
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    Well I think I lost the game by choosing Bateman over Shakir, although really it was looking good until Moore had a bad game and Swift had a good one. I still have a chance if the 49ers defense gets annihilated, so go Cowboys.
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    The incel sebastian who wants to fuck Ariel but doesn’t know if he has a dick bit from that show may be the hardest I’ve laughed.
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    Not a Tesla

    Celery Man replied to JMFP's topic in Daily Texan

    There’s one of these in town and I see it every time it goes by. Because it is fucking sexy. is anyone making an electric minivan yet?
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    I mean I know almost nothing about the menendez bros, haven’t watched the series, agree that someone like say Charles Manson has shown no remorse and is still a danger after however many years, but you’re saying they don’t strike you as people with remorse based on information from before or immediately after the crimes. It’s been 30 years. and if my kids kill both of us it’s probably my wife’s fault
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    we need some surly guitar lawyer to draw up the documents for the tontine

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