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‘Twas the night before the SEC Championship, and all through the South, Not a Longhorn was silent, burnt orange pouring from their mouth. The banners were hung in Atlanta with care, In hopes that a trophy soon would be there. The Aggies were nestled, alone in their beds, While dreams of “next year” danced in their heads. Since joining the SEC, they’d tried every way, But still found themselves at home on game day. When out on the field, there arose such a clatter, The Longhorns stormed in—it was their moment that mattered! Away to the stadium, we flew like a flash, Hook ’Em signs glowing, a sea of burnt sash. The moon on the helmets of freshly cut grass, Showed the Longhorns were here to kick some SEC… class. When what to our wondering eyes should appear, But Bevo himself, with a championship near! With a swagger and grit, so proud and so quick, We knew in that moment this wasn’t a trick. More rapid than touchdowns, our victory came, And we whistled and shouted and called them by name: “Now Ewers! Now Manning! Now Bond, and Brooks! On, defense! On, O-line! Let’s rewrite the books! To the top of the conference, to the heights of it all, Now dash away, dash away, dash away y’all!” And down on the sideline, ol’ Aggie did stare, With a tear in their eye and a defeated glare. “First year in the SEC, and they’re already there?” Their maroon hopes dashed, like they never could dare. The Longhorns played like legends, their legacy grew, While Aggies were stuck still chanting “Whoop!” with no clue. For a dozen long seasons, they’d tried and they’d fought, But the SEC promised more than it brought. Then Bevo exclaimed, as we took home the crown, “Hook ’Em, y’all! We own this town! So enjoy your oil money and second-rate fame, While Texas keeps winning championship games!” And as the Longhorns rode off in the SEC night, Aggie muttered to themselves, “Well… at least we’re polite.”

A little foreplay to ease them into what the Horns will do to their coonasses on the field.

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Let me see if I have this right: aggy is openly admitting the defending NC team's OL is larger, returning more talent, which is now more experienced, and playing at home...but "advantage aggy" b/c their DC is the bestest. The same DC who, in one of Clemson's worst games of the season, still managed to give up 125yds (at +/- 4.8 per pop) on the ground at Kroger Field.

"Safety liability" - this is the real cause. "Egress" - not even remotely an issue. It's a parking garage...the entire structure is an egress ramp (just like the ramps at the stadium). And it's definitely not structural (to 'Brat's point). Structural loading of a garage is anywhere from 40-50psf uniform live load, and must support a single +/- 3,000 lb load (over a 4.5" square) anywhere vehicles can be. No matter how many recruit's F250's & Plonsky's you cram in there, you'll not overload the structure. Source: recovering Architect, commercial RE developer, and I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.

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The jab by BL at the end: "I'm gonna go spend some time with my kids"...brought the heavy lulz. Bravo, sir.

Columbia MBA ‘10 checking in... (UT B.Arch ‘05) Texifornia seems to be an alum...any other Surly assholes that paid waaaay too much for a CU degree? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Lulz...even blurry, the expression of the cheerleader in the back ground tells you all you need to know about that hit.

If he wants to raise a few more bucks...he could do a $2,000 a plate “learn n’ luncheon” on that topic. I’d be there, and know a bunch of others who would too. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk