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PvilleStang

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  1. You mean Travis Chestnut, right? He's out of eligibility, so it's his time to shine. Attention Texas Landowners: A Public Service Announcement (and an Ad, We Guess) Look, we all know Texas has a massive feral hog problem. They are destructive, loud, smell terrible, and possess an aggressive, cult-like pack mentality. But enough about the Texas A&M student body—let’s talk about the actual wild boars tearing up your property. A former Aggie baseball player is starting a Hog Removal Service. And for once, an Aggie is actually qualified for the job. Why You Should Hire This Aggie To Clean Your Land:Zero Confusion on the Field: We wanted to make sure your property was cleared of actual pests, without any risk of accidentally letting a Midnight Yell break out on your porch. Stadium Safety: By trapping these hogs out in the wild, we are doing our part to ensure none of them wander into Kyle Field and get mistaken for the Aggie cheerleading squad. (Seriously, the overalls are confusing enough). They Know How to Handle Rejection: This guy spent years getting beat down in the SEC, so a 300-pound angry boar charging at him is just a normal Saturday afternoon. The Aggie Ring Finally Has a Use: It’s heavy, obnoxious, and clunky—perfect for throwing at a hog's head if the traps fail. The Special "Rivalry Discount"If you call within the next 24 hours, he’ll clear your land and explain to you why A&M’s 1939 National Championship is still relevant today (warning: this takes 4 hours and makes no sense). Support a former athlete. Get the hogs off your land before they start buying maroon merchandise and cultishly marching in unison. Call 1-800-NO-HOGS-AG Disclaimer: The business owner is not responsible for any sudden urges to kiss your date every time a hog is successfully captured.
  2. Are they willing to try a sex offender once? How about a restraining order? Oil wrestling in an 85 panel van?
  3. Man, she really doesn't see the optics of her being an overly-biased baseball mom / Karen...
  4. All the dude had to do was brake and let him come out, but he went full aggressive mode and tried to switch lanes and overtake on the right. FAFO. As the comments pointed out, a lot of accident victims indeed had the right-of-way, but see how it worked out for them. Defensive driving would have prevented that crap.
  5. Not gonna lie, that was my number one irrational fear of driving when I was 15 and got my learners' permit: a sneeze fit where I would inadvertently close my eyes while sneezing for a fraction of a second. Fast forward a few decades, and we have assholes texting and driving, going 10 seconds at a time not even looking up.
  6. Toyota Corolla, color me shocked...
  7. We know Vic's answer to shawty there...
  8. Woah, wait, Matuka posts that stuff up yesterday, and Graham here publishes a story about her post the next day?! Did we find his surly handle finally?!
  9. https://www.kbtx.comHow Travis Chestnut returned for an unexpected final seas...“It wasn’t easy. It was kind of day-by-day and it was just, honestly, like a miracle,” Chestnut said.
  10. Holy crap, just catching up on her facebook rants, the epitome of baseball moms thinking they know better than everyone else.
  11. I've seen the catfish, the perch, the bass, carp, but never a gar in Travis. 500+ dives logged, not a single one. It is always fun when you're diving with annoying newbies over at windy point to take a can of vienna sausages with you, then stuff one in their snorkel when they're not paying attention. Nothing like 50 perch swarming your head trying to get a nibble. And those little pricks will go after your ear if you don't shoo them away. Luckily they all tend to stay up top, so when you get down to the cooler waters, it's more carp, bass, and catfish. Although, back in the day, there was a beast of a catfish that would hang at the stairs / platforms off Windy Point park.
  12. Counterpoint: it takes the stupid UI 2 minutes to verify my card, then take the zip code and verify it against the CC, then ask if I want to put additive into the fuel for an extra 40 cents / gallon, then ask if I want a receipt, THEN finally allow me to pump gas. BUT: May any gas station that plays ads on the screen burn to the ground, especially when the hidden mute button doesn't actually mute said ads on the pump.
  13. Not to mention if it gets out of control, he can quickly mow it down.
  14. Went out on Canyon today, and at Boat Ramp 1, there was a literal dumpster fire. Nice smells while the kids got towed around on the tube. Not the best of pics, but it got crazy about a minute later, and the fire dept showed up and put it out quick. Definitely smelled like a dumpster full of lithium and clutches, so it MIGHT have been a Cybertruck, not sure.
  15. I bet it was under pants...
  16. Depending on time of year and the weather, it's between 40 feet and 80 feet, then you better bring a light. You usually pass through the last thermocline around 70-100 feet, which leads to the cold, clearer water (54 degrees or so year round, visibility from 10-30 feet).
  17. In his weight class, he's #1
  18. There's a no D pics setting on tapa that block those.
  19. I mean, a bulk of that silt they're talking about is on the very bottom in the original riverbed, which many parts are around 180 feet deep at full, and have other debris in there besides just silt. It's a PITA to dredge with that precision, so it's better left in place. CSB: my deepest dive I've done was to the bottom of Mansfield, and made it to the very bottom, swam out about 15-20 feet, and shoved my arm all the way into the silt to get my computer to read the deepest I could, 179' or so before I bounced. Tan colored silt that had to be at least 10' deep. Soft, like the body of a @Vic Mackey one-night stand.
  20. What are "things your girlfriend told you"? I'll take surly memes for 1000 please, Alex.
  21. Shit, man. I usually stick to my short list of sub'd threads I follow anymore. I rarely venture off into the lands of the new threads.
  22. Do I even want to know the story here?! Doesn't look LOLish to me...
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