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PvilleStang

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  1. Should be the other way around. My paycheck looks a lot lighter after uncle sam gets his cut.
  2. I mean, it's one of the main veins downtown and continues across the river. Don't take one of the most popular roads downtown and shut it down. You have three bridges (Guadalupe>S. First, Lamar, and Congress Ave) that cross the river, and any of those roadways should be absolutely off limits for this urbanist fuckery.
  3. BV stops at yellow lights. BV starts all his jokes with "I'm not racist but..." BV is Eskimo brothers with Anderson Cooper. BV waters his lawn daily during stage 3 water restrictions.
  4. If I'm paying you to detail my car, return the vents and the seats to the same place you found 'em. If you're good at your job, and enjoy a good tip, do it right!
  5. And every 5 to 10 years, you get that lovely note in the mail from DPS about your DL / LTC renewal due on your birthday.
  6. To be fair, my kids are like this, too. kids: Daddy, I made a new friend today! me: What's your new friends name? them: <silence>
  7. Trailer parks are migrating south for the RRS a bit early I see.
  8. And now you're leading the Inclusion and Diversity events this month?!
  9. fify
  10. Which drawer do you keep the horse cock in?
  11. Man, has anyone confirmed this Pat character actually exists? That they have a pulse or an IQ above 75?
  12. Man, what kind of methed-out, trailerpark plastic surgeon did those incisions?!
  13. They put the names so you can see 'em in the glory holes. No need to mirror them.
  14. The worst part is her brother bought her the shirt. /RollTide /BoomerSooner
  15. Where's the "vomit+1" rep button?
  16. Blowout, as in they shit themselves straight up their backs and overflowed their diapers.
  17. Just curious if this is reddit sucking ass or something on Surly's side, but does anyone else have issues with reddit embedded videos only showing the top of the video?
  18. Cisco certs are notable when hiring in IT. CCIEs actually earned that crap, while MCSEs are mostly worthless hacks that took a test and purged all the knowledge within 24 hours. CCNAs are more a dime a dozen, but that at least shows they've had a ramp-up in the OSI model and the basics of networking, which is useful when hiring IT admins. PMPs, on the other hand, are the new realtors. They get hired to fill out the TPS reports and get the technical employees coffee.
  19. What kind of sick bastard orders Reese's Chocolate Covered Pretzels?!
  20. Because no one can figure out how to start the chainsaw, duh!
  21. Lift with your back, kids, not with your legs!
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