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PvilleStang

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  1. Or that you invented a military robot that became sentient after it was struck by lightning, and it was tricked to tunnel into a bank fault.
  2. Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean...
  3. Who parks their car like this?! Yes, it was parked, no one inside, and windshield screen up. Could have snapped 5 more pics at the elementary school pickup this afternoon, including the 3 bench golfcart parked in front of the hydrant next to the cop doing crossing duty (it wasn't his).
  4. That'll look great for the 8 month maternity photo shoot...
  5. It's the City of Austin portion of your property taxes. which is roughly 1/5 of your annual property taxes. Leave it to city of Austin to try and distort the damages done to the property owner.
  6. Just coming to post that. Please for the love of God, don't be a neutral site game annually at NRG!
  7. seeing a number of sources reporting, not supposed anymore...
  8. fify
  9. Now factor in MUDs and utilities. Some areas pay MUD taxes and pay small utility bills, while others have low MUD taxes but pay a premium for those same services. Austin Energy / Water is another HUGE piece of that puzzle, as seen here:
  10. Forgot to post last week: was on a flight from San Diego to AUS Saturday, and Schloss and what I assume is his girlfriend were on there, too. Didn't get any real good pics, but 99% sure it was him. Same glasses he was reading with, new Nike burnt orange shoes... Guess even the big wigs gotta fly commercial every now and then.
  11. Gather around, kids: Back in the day, we used to take road trips, and coolers with our food and drinks. We'd use every last cube in that bitch before we'd be caught dead paying a dollar or two at the gas station to refill the cooler every morning.
  12. Taxes going up due to Appraisals is one thing, but increasing tax RATES to their max allowed yearly is fucking everyone even when the home values come back down. This is how the city and county get you twice, they raise appraisals AND rates simultaneously.
  13. I'm loving the "we need to make the pools more affordable, cap the entry fees or make them free" all while passing every tax increase possible without sending it to a vote. Why do we let fucktards like Zo run the city?!
  14. This is what happens when you lose your sense of smell? The other senses take over...
  15. Man, welcome back, Mitch!
  16. Not to mention the NSFW gifs thread loading times, amirite?
  17. Also, the pickleball players who put down painters tape on the tennis court that's marked clearly "FOR TENNIS USE ONLY". And F the moms that open the gate so their kids can bike and skate on the tennis court.
  18. Why do people slow to 5 MPH in traffic to rubber neck? Why do sharks have feeding frenzies? Why can't you look away during a brutal fight? Why did 2 girls 1 cup get such high traffic volumes. People love a good dumpster fire!
  19. You act as if aggy hasn't corrected it with t.u. Nothing new here.
  20. Going to the kid's meet the teacher today, and the freaking Tesla I was about to parallel park behind, well, she flings open her driver door right before I pull up next to her. Wife didn't understand why I was pissed. Basically, had I been half a second later, I'd be paying for the dumb bitch's new door or a totaled sh*tbucket. Of course, I was the one in the wrong, not the lady throwing the door open into traffic.
  21. If the car wasn't filled to the brim with our crap from the 4 day vacation, or if I'd had the truck, I would have brought it home and cleaned it up. But throwing a zebra mussel-infested anchor on the floorboard and driving home was a big no-go.
  22. I tried to print his face on a roll of toilet paper, but when I tried to use it, it didn't clean up shit.
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