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Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?
When I first joined the massage parlor industry, I was under the impression that everything was covered in a fine layer of semen. And that the lead masseuse had at their disposal a semen database with every customer's semen on it. Not true!
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I mean, if the dude's going to do this, at least send him up with some parts to replace lights or lenses up top.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Hopefully the question isn't some dude asking if you wanna go to pound town.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Man, if you don't use the GPS, how are you supposed to race Google?! 20 minutes to get to S. Austin's mom's place? Not if I'm driving!
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Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?
Sounds like Justin need to hire Taco for his "services" https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=10151842939857236
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Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?
- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Man, that's the exact reason I hated curbside / delivery. We'd order fruit or vegetables, and they'd give us bruised up crap, or green bananas, or something completely wrong. Also, my biggest complaint is when they're out of an ingredient in a meal you're making, they aren't good enough to know how to pivot from that. You're making pot roast, e.g., and they're out of beef broth, but they still get you the roast, carrots, gigantic onion that's 3x the size that you need, and 3 carrots when you asked for baby carrots.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Sounds like Jose Garza's no longer on your Christmas Card list?- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Man, my legs fall asleep around the 10-15 minute mark. Standing up to pull up my pants and get out of the stall is a fall risk at the 47 minute mark.- Shart 2025: The Shitshow We Deserve
Dry January hanging over into February is a big helper, I must admit!- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I love how after the youngest gets past this stage, all these memories are moved to cold storage and rarely given a second thought. That said, the oldest was the posterchild for Oxy Clean spray, and frankly perfected my skills on removing / replacing Baby Bjorn Bouncer covers. Youngest probably had 3 to 4 blowouts, which is mind bottling!- Pics of parking douche baggery
Where's the consideration for the handicap driver?! How's he supposed to fit in with that park job?- Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?
- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Have you tried TEMU?- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I mean, you went through all that effort that's going to force someone else to revert said changes in a few weeks time. You could have just left it alone and all would be well in due time.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
That aggy goalie would agree.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Have you ever seen those shoes that use velcro instead of shoe strings? Man, I did the same thing for the longest time, but during Covid I would be half-way through the list, and the wife would text me to go grab something on the second or third aisle I went down, and it's send me backwards, then repeat this over the next 5 minutes in a random order. I spent more time ordering the list than it was worth.- Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?
Was Eileen the masseuse?- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Also applicable to South Austin's mom...- Tell Me About Texas a&m
If by "state" you mean "state of mediocrity", then you sir are correct.- Site improvements
Pretty sure that's what the tell me about aggy thread has turned into, no?- Site improvements
The French say HI.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Man, thoughts and prayers for the Lake Travis folks. Some dumbass with Austin Water screws the pooch royally, and costs Lake Travis another foot or two of water. Maybe this would be a great time to drop Lake Austin for some much needed shoreline maintenance?- Site improvements
Man, is there not a way to post the image then click on said image and have it pull up X? The videos are being embedded with no link to the original post which makes it pointless to embed videos altogether. I understand trying to boost performance, but the cost here is user experience.- Site improvements
Seems to be something in UBlock that's killing the script that converts it... EDIT: To work with uBlock Origin on Chrome, add surlyhorns.com and www.surlyhorns.com to your trusted sites. - Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
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