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PvilleStang

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  1. Not true. SEC / ESPN has a monopoly right now in aggy. Where else you gonna tune in to watch these milkmen make fools of themselves. SEC has it, B1G wants it...
  2. Don't sell yourself short, I'm sure you can hide it quite a long time.
  3. Ah, the quiet buzz of a self-bannination. May Joseph Stang find his peace amongst other string theories.
  4. Push all the buttons to the right of the screen. Usually the second or third button mutes that crap. I think I'm more pissed about all the buttons you have to push before you can start pumping your gas. "Do you want to add fuel additive into your gas today?" "Would you like a receipt?" "Do you have a fuel rewards account?" "Would you like to join?" Just let me swipe my card, verify the chip, and let me pump my 87 octane, asshole. And take your 10% ethanol and shove it.
  5. YIMBYs and this toolbag...
  6. This is my EXACT argument against the YIMBY clowns. Trains are the answer for mass transit.. Bull shit, you're not taking cars off the road, you're just changing the destination and adding time onto someone's commute. Might be saving some fuel for the commuters, I agree. But it's the equivalent of kicking out the mobile homes of a nice neighborhood. They're not getting rid of the problem, they're just moving the issue out of sight. And can't forget: the train stops traffic when it crosses roads, too, leading to vehicles idling while waiting 2 minutes for the 10 second crossing.
  7. I bet he bitches about the lack of bike lanes on Burnet, too.
  8. I guess I left the other point out: If you are my DD driver and get a delivery here in a timely manner, I should be able to tip you more than some dude that picks up four orders and drops mine off last. It's no longer a tip in my book since it's not tied into the level of service of the driver, but a bribe to get them to consider picking up your order to begin with. And the restaurant staff that got your order together get jack shit from that tip.
  9. Door Dash and Uber Eats et. al.: Why can't we tip after we receive our orders? When we tip servers, it's after the fact at a restaurant, and it's based on their level of service. I feel like the food delivery services, we're paying a bribe to ensure the driver doesn't fuck with our food in transit and that it gets picked up and delivered to begin with.
  10. I can relate. Smoke the kids in a game, then take a hard right at the end and let them win to avoid hearing them melt down because you beat them again.
  11. I winterized it as best I could. Pulled the freeze plugs and let them drain, disconnected the impeller hoses and drained them. Second time I've had to do it the old fashioned way while the motor was not running. At this point, it's like Schrödinger's boat. I can still believe it works as long as I don't know the oil is the forbidden sludge at this point.
  12. Man, I can't wait to take the subway from downtown to South Congress!
  13. 2024 Tapatalk talk not going away.
  14. The ol' Yellow boat club! Gotta get ours to the mechanic and see if it's salvageable. Went to winterize it in the fall, and it was struggling to start. Swapped fuel relays, and she ran for a good minute before stalling out again. Couldn't get it back up and running after that. I'd say there's a 60 percent chance it's garbage gas (pump gas with ethanol in it sitting for a year and change), 20% it's a fuel pump (replaced it 2 years ago with an Amazon pump), and a 5% chance it's a cracked block after a freeze. Did get down to the lake park to fish with the family on Saturday, and the water was pretty nice, but the surfer boats were coming out in force, throwing some 5-6' wakes without anyone in tow. And saw some junker outboard bayboat towing in a fairly nice older direct drive ski boat, and gave me a good laugh. It's the older junkers that are still floating that get the care for sure.
  15. Does the electricity fill the jizz jar quicker?!
  16. At school pickup just now. Blue Tesla parks facing the wrong direction after the white car was parked, hanging into the crosswalk in front of the elementary.
  17. I think JosephStang is pissed because someone stole his cataclysmic converters.
  18. Every time you pick up, and hear a beep, then someone from Bangladesh introduces themselves as Dave or Mike or some other really American name. Then they get mad when you ask for their Indian name... I hate the idea of these. Mary Jo over in Accounting who's been knuckle deep in her left nostril shows up and runs out of coffee, so she uses the booger hook hand to reload the coffee maker?! Yeah, no thanks. The main advantage of the single-serve coffee machines: no nasty hands touching stuff that who knows when it was last cleaned.
  19. Just every other dog...
  20. Once upon a time, an aggy found out he had a penis. Then he noticed a Longhorn had one, too, so aggy cut his dick off to spite the Longhorn. And that, ladies and gents, is how the aggy yell leaders came about.
  21. Starting a philanthropic arm of a company and investing millions if not billions in trying to influence politics at the level he does... Yeah, no thanks. That money would be better spent feeding the hungry, housing the homeless, or aiding natural disasters, not funding Beto's third failed attempt at running for office.
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