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PvilleStang

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  1. Said that from day one. Hopefully everyone is finally catching on to this clown.
  2. Then ask her if Aunt Flow is in town for the week, and when she responds, cut her off and tell her to calm down, it's a joke. Then toss her a gift card to Lane Bryant or Chico's and enjoy life.
  3. You're into some weird sh...
  4. Better than $77MM+ of our money, amirite?!
  5. Also, what's the latency? I just ditched T-Mobile for Spectrum mobile, and don't really want to get back to them after the "un-carrier" started doing the same crap every other carrier did, and at $130 / month vs $29.99 with Spectrum. But the location I'm at is crap for most ISPs (Spectrum 500 clocks around 200mbps, while AT&T can offer UP TO 50mbps).
  6. That GM crap drives me nuts. It's always in some busy parking lot some soccer mom twat with 1.5 kids and a Suburban XL unlocks her crap from half way across the parking lot, and by the time you realize what's happened, she rolls up completely oblivious what's going on and takes her damn sweet time loading up her future child support checks. After taking the family out to Burnet last night for the Main Street Bethlehem, my two biggest triggers got me on the edge of going postal last night. 1. Turn off your brights, asshole. It's the dead of night in backwoods Burnet county, and your freaking LED lights just blinded me and 5 other cars for the next two minutes. 2. If you ever think your life is a waste of time, just remember: someone is paid at TxDOT to put up the signs that say "Left Lane is for Passing ONLY". Looking at the 71 drivers...
  7. Wait, Big 12 is writing the rule book now?!
  8. They want to confirm they have enough seating for you to wait in the lobby 15 minutes past your appointment time while the doc is hitting on his new nurse in his office.
  9. Would pull that one if he didn't live half way across the country. I'm in Texas, he's in Wisconsin...
  10. Did you show her your new Edison player and give her your letter sweater?
  11. Matt Campbell's hype man?
  12. Yep, I take my car collision statistics from CG...
  13. Didn't you get the memo? SOS doesn't mean SHIT. I'm talking about the eye test here. Now back to shitting on the Big12 refs.
  14. Our problems may not be unique, but our current City Council wants to model a child care system after Penn State University. They're also standing up a Title 9 office modeled after Baylor. Like it or not, Austin is a pretty unique city, geographically speaking. We're a large metropolis that failed to plan and is left with a bunch of North / South corridors and very little East / West options. We're built up on dense land that's not easily tunneled into, and we have a lot of urban sprawl compared to most cities of similar population. So doing things like converting existing roadways to bike paths or outdoor mall space is freaking stupid, as well as tearing out homes and businesses to provide mass transit to service those you just alienated.
  15. Welcome to the crossover event of the season! Where the refs influenced the eye test!
  16. Nix clearly gave Kirk a pant tent.
  17. Big 12 might be below the Big10 this year. Big 12 has OU and Texas, Big 10 has tOSU, Michigan, PSU, and a few others that are somewhat relevant.
  18. Forcing AirBNB out of town isn't the answer here. I would bet you a bulk of the AirBnB listings are owner occupied units that are rented out during major events like F1, SXSW, ACL, etc. We have a neighbor that puts his house on AirBnB for 5K / night, and I can't tell you if it's EVER been rented, but it's one of those, if they want to pay it, why not? I think the more irritating thing is seeing Chito and Vanessa tweet about how they're modeling HOME or the rail system after Portland or some other random city they've visited recently. The QUICKEST way to piss most people off is trying to shoe-horn some bullshit from a city that's in disrepair into the City of Austin. The longer I watch, the more I turn into Armybrat, watching all the transplants move here and try to turn Austin into the shithole they fled.
  19. Stop brake checking semis, YOU AND YOUR WIFE! And I beg to differ. Rams are mostly pricks for the tow mirrors flipped out and the modded / piped exhaust. Lexus, BMW, and Mercedes SUV drivers are the biggest morons on the road, IMO. You're driving a freaking modern car with bluetooth yet your holding your phone (on speaker) in front of your face while driving and doing your makeup at the same time. All while in the left lane doing 10 under.
  20. Aren't you supposed to use Sharpies?
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