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PvilleStang

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  1. Funny, the yell leaders also do that knee hitch thing when they yell out racial slurs around campus.
  2. I might have to add this to the trivial things that piss me off, vehicle dependence. Just because you build a property with parking, doesn't FORCE the future tenant to get a car to fill said spot. But building a domicile without parking has now limited your future buyer / renter. We want to build this futuristic reimagination of Austin that forces a dependence on a public infrastructure that does not exist. Next thing you know, this ditzy cat lady from Georgia (Jenna) is going to be building tent cities to get us off our dependency for housing. How dare you entitled folks take up precious land with your brick and wood houses when you could be a good little sheeple and move into our tent city and participate in our drum circle while praying to the new statue of Adler.
  3. I'd like to say I'm amazed at the complete stupidity displayed by City Clowncil on this one, but it's par for the course. It's like they want to find a way to burn it all down so they can build some bastardized version of a NYC utopia or something. They completely put the cart in front of the horse here. Build the public transportation infrastructure THEN loosen the parking requirements. Building a dependency on mass transit before implementing it is only going to cause a cluster F. where these properties are built.
  4. Or have 'em watch this guy (x post)
  5. With this crap on their car, and a 90% chance dressed in some form of athleisurewear. Probably also lists their profession as "influencer" somewhere.
  6. How was the couch?
  7. I don't mind that, but dropping off 50+ kids to fuck around in your neighborhood is not in the same league. I'm all for the smaller 3-5 person groupings that sneak around and egg / toilet paper people's stuff, but just a mob of loud entitled shitheads is completely different. Guess TP is still too expensive to be deployed in a proper manner.
  8. Farmagedden was and is a thing. As well as TCU / Rapelor. Tceh vs Twitter was also a pretty active rivalry up until week 2 of the football season.
  9. I'll have you know, our local Roadhouse has three Good Year stars. That's as good as Michelin if you ask my mechanic.
  10. Everyone knows the Big 12 is the O-Line conference. We're O-Line U, remember? /ducks
  11. Freaking Halloween night. Our street is probably the most popular street to Trick or Treat on, so people drive from outside the neighborhood, park nearby and do their thing. Well, I'm fine with most of it, but sometime around 7:45 or 8, a freaking party bus drops off 50+ 14-18 year olds at our neighbors' house, and right about 8:15 or so, it's like they waved the green flag, and they all come running out of the culdesac at the end of the road, and going crazy. (We have 2 kids that are just going to bed at this point, and I'm in the front yard a few beers deep and tending to the fire.) Luckily no one rang the doorbell thanks to me sitting out front, but they were loud enough to keep the kids up another hour or two. Long story short, F the the parents who threw a party for half the dang school on a street full of families with young kids.
  12. We had parents giving out granola bars this year. Son came back with freaking Cliff bars. Wife bought 3 bags of good candy, and on a whim I bought a fourth bag of "kids mix" at HEB, which was the savior of the night. We got down to about half a bowl of candy left, and I dumped all the kids crap on top, and people really slowed their roll on grabbing handfuls of crap out of the bowl. The rest of the story probably belongs in the trivial things that make me surly thread.
  13. Life lesson I learned young! How not to wake up the house when peeing late at night. Also, lift the damn toilet seat.
  14. I thought this was Hippy Hollow?!
  15. Animal House Caddy Shack Terminator 2 A Christmas Story Home Alone Apollo 13
  16. Take all the candy! Well freakin' done!
  17. But aggy wants to own the record books, so don't count them out...
  18. We had Kentucky's fight song, and frankly wouldn't have been able to tell you that in high school. Wasn't until years later when someone posted a link to this that I discovered it was theirs.
  19. When you throw the old owner overboard wearing cement shoes, you're in international waters...
  20. It's the Yormark trademark: throw a holding flag when you know it'll get declined, like a 3rd and 20 incomplete well outside FG distance. You know they'll decline, but it's showing the refs really care.
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