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PvilleStang

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  1. Sliding into her DMs, Romeo Rose style.
  2. I love when a good meme gets past the editors...
  3. But you could go back and have Bin Laden killed. Or in Army's case, both Bin Laden and Hitler.
  4. Absolutely not going back to 6 years old. I'll take the $10MM, and my wife and kids, and be just fine!
  5. They just taped the chalk to the end of their crutch. Life hack 101.
  6. Koko Head Crater says HI and F.U. Still have PTSD from when my wife convinced me to do that in Hawaii by telling me her grandmother did it no problem in her later years.
  7. at 1:00-1:01, is that a jumper that didn't make it lying in the ditch?
  8. Curious, who's family member was arrested two weeks prior to this maintenance, and will the maintenance last for 2+ weeks?
  9. Just take down work, it's disrupting my surly.
  10. It wasn't the arrest that's hurting your reputation? And good job on bumping it and getting it back in the google spotlight.
  11. Where's fat ass fit? Beer drinkers' fit? Extra-ball-room fit? But honestly, Polo t-shirts seem to get smaller vertically as of late. I'm not a big and tall guy, but when I wear a polo, I'd expect to raise my arms and my belt or belly button not make an appearance.
  12. Man, the lake in that stretch will be calm as glass, and sure enough, when we back the trailer in, 4 wake surf boats will cruise by the dock and swim area right as we're trying to load / unload the boat. As nice as the park is, it's almost unusable on the weekends due to the surf boats bombarding the ramp and the swim area. And it's always fun to hear the wife bitching about the kid who repeatedly voids his bowels in the pool causing it to be shut down for the next day or two.
  13. Heading into work, there's a light that is roughly a 5 minute cycle. Coming up to the left turn lane, there's maybe 10 cars in front of me. 9 of them follow each other pretty tightly to get through the light, and I'm stuck behind the dolt that leaves a 10 car gap between her and the car in front of her. She's three car lengths from the light, and it turns yellow. She stops at a solid yellow and makes me and three behind me miss the light. 5 minutes of precious twitter / surly time I missed due to her most likely texting and driving.
  14. Yes. The protest board is more or less a bunch of boomer retirees with nothing better to do. I had one in-person protest back in 2014 where the board said they were going to raise my property appraisal 20K at the end of the hearing. I was FUMING, then remembered you could manage your protest online. I logged into TCAD, and cancelled my protest before they could input the final numbers. Remember, these people aren't well versed in real estate, or the methods the appraisals are calculated, they just wanted to spend a few weeks away from General Hospital and listen to pissed off citizens of the county.
  15. Men at Work in the ass... Green Mile in the ass... Sleeping Beauty in the ass... Debbie Does Dallas in the ass...
  16. If you want to eat eggs on the regular, better make 60K.
  17. Jack up my taxes, I'll jack up your rent /landlord
  18. The thought process of the wife. If you don't protest, you're agreeing to the 10% increase in perpetuity, and screwing the rest of your neighbors ability to bring down their appraisal value. No reason NOT to protest every year!
  19. CSB: Friend of mine used to work for one of the NBA squads. They'd get the interns and staff out once a week, fill up a small section, and film these clips. They'd show like 80% of the kiss cams live (or whatever the schtick), but they'd have the last one usually pre-filmed. Notice the tight camera angle during that one...
  20. They're better than the non-tabbed variant. Lift, then peel from one edge of the tab to the other. I find them successful 95% of the time.
  21. You clearly haven't been to CF in a while. You'll probably make friends quicker than you'll scare anyone off out there. Now, go to the cove across from Hula Hut and blast some good music, you'll get that attention you want there...
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