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PvilleStang

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  1. I like to think Inigo Montoya could do much better than a Hyundai.
  2. Stop gas-lighting...
  3. The mugshot scraping position doesn't pay well enough anymore. I mean, look at the work Mitch pours into this thread, and the average rep he receives per post...
  4. Wonder how many posters use GPT to shit post on here?
  5. It's really a great all-around story:
  6. So I missed the story, did he lose his fantasy league and get forced into that?
  7. Sometimes you just gotta work on your Mohel's schedule. When he's good, he books out well in advance.
  8. Do you make a habit of inspecting a man's undercarriage before shaming him?
  9. Lucky for you Greg Casar has moved on!
  10. What does it smell like?
  11. They were raped during the Obama era, why didn't they blame him? It's just a BS argument to blame the Chief because of some inept departments so far downstream. Don't get me wrong, I'm no Art fan, but for other reasons he was more directly involved in. Dude spent more time trying to whore his way on camera than actually doing his job.
  12. He only got caught, because he was in the top 3 of citations issued, and was making the rest of the department look bad.
  13. So, we're now looking at a shortfall of a day and a quarter every year, vs just the quarter of a day or so? Let's do it, then every 291.2 years or so, instead of a leap day, we'll have an actual leap year, and we can all stay home for a year and just get trashed.
  14. This is the best part. The bulk of Austin voters can remember the last few days and that's about it. All the new residents don't recall the previous dumpster fires (see: Romeo Rose and Fitlove), so if you don't win this time around, just wait a cycle or two and try your schtick again. But, in Watson's defense, it was literally the race of the turd sandwich vs the douchebag.
  15. Horse shoes and hand grenades. Around the top vs at the top...
  16. I was addressing the quote from Jose Garza, who has no moral ground to stand on. Fuckstain wants to call Art out for letting rapists off the hook, all the while he lets sexual predators, rapists, and murders walk out of jail on reduced or $0 bonds. But my overall point is elected officials set this shit-show in motion by electing people like Watson and the city council.
  17. 1. CGF came about DURING his tenure, but I highly doubt she gave a single f about anything political at the time. She was an aspiring firefighter and sharpie hider. And I never gave a single listen to her talk show, just figured it was a way for her to try and entrap some politicians into a live cam show. 2. We elect the 10+1, they vet / appoint the City Manager, who then goes and hires Art. Frankly, the fact most of the council is up in arms about it makes me think it might be a good hire. But then I remember it's Art. So not sure which side to take.
  18. Jose displays a stunning disregard for the pain of victims of Travis county, and for the values of basic humanity.
  19. Most of the leadership is elected by the citizens of Austin, so the question is really, what is wrong with the dipshits within the city limits who elect Casar, Jose, Adler, Fitlump*, etc. *As much as it pains me to say, FitLump might be the best candidate on that dais.
  20. It's right up there with this dumb ass. She is some 20 something that is a recent arrival to Austin and has no real memory of Art:
  21. I don't think CamGirlFaith had even come of age when Acevedo was around. And I'd bet my last dollar she wasn't paying attention to politics when she was busy getting bolt-ons.
  22. Now it's a 700 acre ranch that borders a creek.
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