PvilleStang

So do we need to add a clause to our personal wills to reach out to immamac with a given safe word that would tell him to nuke our footprints on Surly? Is that a paid service that will be offered?

I mean, 15 minutes on 360 4 days a week is enough for me to want to punch a puppy. Dealing with dumb ass rich soccer moms buried in their phones out driving for no damn good reason during rush hour while the rest of us are trying to get home... it's enough to raise the blood pressure 20-30 points. That said, I've got a buddy who commutes from Marble Falls to South Austin DAILY. Guy has WAY more patience than I have.

He did look like he had a 4" grip on a 6" turd.

Did he just get beat with Bob Stoops favorite afternoon snack?!

Yeah, corrected it with CITY population numbers and verified from another source...

Who just forgets to add in Eleanor from Gone in 60 seconds?! Cause I'm writing in that answer. Else, yeah, Bond's Aston Martin.

Bare-backin' a hog means something much different after a night of drinking in Oklahoma. Just ask Vic.

Man, Graham really leaning on that success rate like he knows anything about football...

Again, using Mo Bamba on the PA and bragging about it, are they that dumb?!

Crap, good catch. Google AI has a way of fudging the numbers: City Population Overall Budget Police Budget Per Capita Police Budget Per Capita Total Budget % of Total Budget Austin 984,567 $5,900,000,000.00 $496,000,000.00 $503.77 $5,992.48 8.41% Houston 2,319,119 $6,700,000,000.00 $1,042,871,375.00 $449.68 $2,889.03 15.57% Dallas 1,302,753 $4,630,000,000.00 $654,545,687.00 $502.43 $3,554.01 14.14% San Antonio 1,495,295 $3,700,000,000.00 $570,000,000.00 $381.20 $2,474.43 15.41% El Paso 678,859 $1,318,526,091.00 $205,161,844.00 $302.22 $1,942.27 15.56%

The I wasn't involved in any of his articles, that's a given.

Just wait until the Bank of Austin gets looped in the budget...

City Population Overall Budget Police Budget Per Capita Police Budget Per Capita Total Budget % of Total Budget Austin 2,274,000 $5,900,000,000.00 $496,000,000.00 $218.12 $2,594.55 8.41% Houston 6,802,000 $6,700,000,000.00 $1,042,871,375.00 $153.32 $985.00 15.57% Dallas 6,800,000 $4,630,000,000.00 $654,545,687.00 $96.26 $680.88 14.14% San Antonio 1,595,295 $3,700,000,000.00 $570,000,000.00 $357.30 $2,319.32 15.41% El Paso 678,859 $1,318,526,091.00 $205,161,844.00 $302.22 $1,942.27 15.56% Those are the rough FY 2024 budgets. Seems we do pay more per capita than Dallas or Houston, but our per capita overall budget is also pretty out of control compared to other Texas metros. And the police budget as a percentage to the total budget is also low compared to most cities. This is just a cursory 10 minute search of these cities...

Watching midgets play badminton on a ping-pong table is QUITE entertaining...

Well, considering they have to expand services to match the population growth AND keep pace with inflation, shouldn't EVERY year be the biggest budget to date? And be honest here, you just lived through a year with 5% inflation, and your job offers you a 4% raise, that's not even covering the cost of living. Try getting offended on something like the city clowncil voting themselves a 40% raise, or Watson and clan maxing out the tax increases.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Big_12_Conference_football_champions Strip 2010 from the wall, and redo the maths. Officially, 1998 is their last hardware, putting their streak at an all-time high. JUST like Elko's cholesterol and BMI.

Dad?!

It always goes in on the 3rd try...

Does that count the multiple early morning flights that require you get up at 2:30?

Can't wait for the Aggy Smirnoff Ice.

I'm more confused why the DAs office let him out on a 3rd degree Felony from early July, then finally issue the warrant on the 23rd. I read somewhere she decided to press charges on Aug 20th, which still took three days to get the warrant through. Combination of shitty humans, shitty DAs office not doing their job on a f3 case, and media digging in on this one.

I always imagined this was Franchione's pep talk with Javorskie Lane on their first day of summer camp (skip to 0:15):

What do you have against the Army Reserve building? Or is it the people of Bryan?!