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AnTiM

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Everything posted by AnTiM

  1. Ask her why women are always in odd numbered groups, then tell her "because women never EVEN" and don't forget to duck.😁
  2. Brent Venables jerks off using nothing but thumb and index finger. Film at 11!
  3. First one to actually produce results "in two weeks" gets my vote.
  4. I think more vigorous KNOB jobs program is the key component of her approach.
  5. I remember dis ONE...
  6. And if you just wait until sea level rises enough to cover all flammable land, there will never be another forest fire. Problem solved, now how do I become President, because I am obviously smarter than this cksucker.
  7. First female president from Planet Ork sounds just about right. All in favor say "nanu nanu".
  8. My problem with the picture is that it says "CNN Breaking News", like this is some big surprise.
  9. Wake the fuck up, CNN. This has been going on for a lot longer than ten years, forty at the least that I know of.
  10. How does that go? Ignorance is a flesh wound, but stoopid goes clear to the bone?
  11. Things that definitely say "That ship has sailed".
  12. I remember a Monday night about 50 years ago when the Cardinals pounded Dallas on Monday Night Football.
  13. You mean as they do with their and there or your and you're? Mebbe cuz they dint giv a dam bout no eddication.
  14. AnTiM replied to smwhorn's topic in Football
    Lawd, I love watching a pair of jerks argue with one another. Holtz and Day are a match made in heaven.
  15. AnTiM replied to smwhorn's topic in Football
    Perfect, at home and wearing uniforms just as shitty as Oregon.
  16. No thanks to the websites still showing ESPN for the telecast. And screw Baylor
  17. I assume that her definition of jerking someone off means actual removal of the penis from the body. That sounds about right for her I.Q.
  18. AnTiM replied to retread's topic in Cloak Room
    The one I remember is gigo-garbage in, garbage out
  19. I seem to remember writing a letter to some editor stating that our economy trickles up rather than down and whoever thinks otherwise is sadly mistaken. This was probably about the same time I decided donald JAIL trump was a con artist. Forty fkn years and people are no smarter.
  20. Yeah, that guy in charge of Ukraine ain't no snappy assed dresser either. Go and smart off to his ass while you're at it.
  21. What turned out to be the cure for the Black Plague? Getting rid of all the infected rats or something like that?
  22. Had to look up the definition, now I am laughing. That is fn great.
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