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Telegraph_it

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Everything posted by Telegraph_it

  1. I have a 401k. I can afford one.
  2. I should find out where McConaughey gets his white shirts.
  3. My wife has only been married to me when Texas football has been awful. I’m afraid she is in for a rude awakening of what it looks when I am 100% invested. Although the Astros playoff runs are a good corollary.
  4. The feared baa baa sheep crossover is happening.
  5. Alright @Helobious . Tell us you have Washington vs. Bama with Bama winning it all. Thanks.
  6. Excellent. So it will be 1) Michigan 2) Washington 3) Texas 4) Alabama.
  7. I guess Sark thought it might be a defensive delay of game???
  8. Having the bands out there is great. Haha.
  9. You don't have to pre-clean before the maid!?
  10. Everyone loves to watch a shit show.
  11. What was Mike’s buyout after all of this?! Aggie probably not paying over $20mm right?
  12. Spot doesn’t matter there. Hahahahaha.
  13. Yup. Shit spot.
  14. Just get penalties to get out of red zone and then score. Seems easy enough.
  15. Brick the phone remotely and report the IMEI stolen.
  16. We had some minor family drama, none of which was worth typing up, but it had my wife consumed in developing different permutations to try to make everyone happy. All for naught because we have a stomach bug running through our house. It just claimed the last two kids this morning at 5 AM. We are calling everything off. I can now watch football with the sick in peace.
  17. meh. Blue shed would have taken no damage.
  18. Truth. Making some legit pies from this batch.
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