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Does Bamachick represent most Bama fans? My only interaction with SEC folks is along 30A. They seem alright but I’ve never tried talking to any of them.

Aggy will revert to the mean.

This. It’s not difficult.

He was telling us about this all along!

I’m off to SEC HQ to see what I can see.

Fortunately we were still at the gate. The last passenger had boarded and I heard a commotion going on back in economy. A guy was yelling about being a hero and a good guy and the airlines were a Ponzi scheme. Flight attendants tried to calm him down and then he said there was a bomb onboard. Once he said that they had everyone get off the plane and 5 hours later we had a new metal and a new crew to take us to Boston.

Well bomb threat on my plane to Boston. I didn’t think people did this anymore.

I was in college and driving between Houston and Austin over the summer with a female friend from high school to do some partying and fraternization. I am rolling up to Elgin so I’ve already started to slow down for the 45 mph sign when I see lights and pull over. I am surprised because I thought I was still in a 65 so I desperately explain how that 55 sign must be new. I go on with how much I drive this route, blah blah blah. The state trooper listens to my whole story and responds: “that’s nice and all, I’m giving you a warning because your friend seems nice.” And that was that.

Travel officially sucks again. Airports are too crowded and my last 4 flights have all been delayed. I miss this… kind of.

Ideally they would be but there are too many fatasses riding them that do not know how to stop.

Count me in for Houston sucks. And that is why I try to spend the least amount of time there as possible. In all my travels I honestly do not know where I would live. We have both grandparents 15 minutes away and that’s amazing with a 28 and 5 month old. So no moving anytime soon.

This. And all the e-bikes I've seen pop up around 30A and J hole.

wrong gif. Bar fail.

That maid deserves a tip.

Beachfront real estate is stupid right now. Prices are approaching $500/sqft.

I am ready. First time on Qatar.

The poster that mentioned having their backpack in the overhead reminded me of the most rage inducing moment on a plane for me. I was sitting in the row behind first, bulkhead seat, so I had my backup in the overhead. Almost everyone has boarded and the overhead directly above me, where my bag is stowed, is closed. Guy comes up from a few rows back and starts opening the compartments. He comes to the one over my row and removes my bag, raises it up, and asks whose bag this is. I take my AirPods out and immediately respond, “it’s mine and I’d appreciate it if you put it right back.” He is looking down at me and says something about backpacks not belonging in overheads and puts his duffel in my place. Thankfully, a flight attendant is right there and immediately pounces on the dude demanding he remove his bag or he is off the flight. He take his bag down and in the process lands it on my head. I stand up at this point ready to go but a rather large passaneger a row back is already up in his face yelling at him. The dude got kicked off the flight.

Fortunately the Astros won’t play sub .500 teams in the playoffs.

Round 2. Gas pipeline this time courtesy Pemex.

Why do you want to put money in venmo. Just link your debit card. And don’t tell me you are trying to buy crypto through Venmo.

My office never closed and I went in to actually get work done a lot in 2020. I have two kids under two so WFH isn’t happening. My job was flexible before Covid and I worked from wherever when I needed to get away. I can say this. F working from home for months on end. I would fucking lose my mind. Unless WFH means I’m working from the beach, then I get it.