JMFP

Ehh... The first two is just the result of growing up in a small town, you can't help but know most people close to your age. The second two are on my brother in law. Shit, I just remembered that his little sister's first husband was also murdered a few years after they got married, about 17ish years ago. I think over a bad drug deal. All of those were in the Houston area.

This guy I knew in high school, he would hang out with us sometimes, had a couple of friends over at his house one afternoon just sitting around smoking weed. He got out his grandpa's sawed off shotgun and it accidentally went off while he was fucking around and he killed a girl. He got convicted as an adult with murder 2 because it was an illegal firearm. Served 15 or 16 years I think. A couple of years ago, another guy I knew growing up committed suicide by cop. I don't know how it all went down but somehow he ended up in a standoff on a county road surrounded by LEO. He was standing in the road with his bow (yeah I dunno, but Guy was standing there with his hunting bow) and he drew an arrow and took aim at one of them. My brother in law's brother was shot and killed by his next door neighbor a few years ago, just before Christmas. From what I know they had a longstanding feud with multiple ongoing arguments and a few fistfights, lots of intervention from law enforcement. The night it happened the neighbor came over and was yelling at our man from the front yard. Brother went outside to run him off and was shot dead right there. His wife had started videoing it when the neighbor first showed up because of the history and was about to call the cops on the neighbor again, it was all on her video. Last week on Christmas Eve, (from the same sister and brother-in-law) my nephew's girlfriend's brother was murdered by some guy that told the cops he "just wanted to see someone die." That guy killed two people that night.

I think I still have my Unicard somewhere....

No you don't. You send that guy's insurance an itemized bill adding up to $12,000 but then settle with them for like 400 bucks. At least that's what my doctors do...

Toyota and Honda aren't squeaky clean but you're right, when called out on their shit they mostly take their lumps and move on. I don't think they'd have the balls to blame a customer for a wheel falling off on a brand new car with 100 miles on it.

https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/sandwiches/

FSU trying to leave the ACC has been talked about in the realignment thread for a while. It's about conference money not the playoffs.

All this shit talking about Seychelles' navy but I bet their tourism is boosted by 1000% after this.

Sumlin had a strip club in the coach's lounge. Sounds to me like something was wrong with Kyle/Kyler.

I don't agree with Luke. Doesn't say he played for the university. Hell, technically I can say I played football while attending OK State. Would count as much as saying you're on a quidditch team.

How often has a coach been suspended more than once in the same season?

The keeping receipts comment... I dunno if victimized is the right word but the context of his rant kinda gave off that vibe.

CMU played Mich State on Sept 1st. He was on the CMU sideline to scout Mich State.

Reminds me of this: https://ktul.com/sports/university-of-tulsa/big-12-reprimands-baylor-coach-for-being-on-tu-sideline

Are the big cigars at Michigan tired of Harbaugh's shit for some reason? I can't see that they would be because beat tOSU and all, but? Maybe he screwed the wrong guy's wife?

I think that still makes you about 55ish?

It doesn't even have any sights on it.

Robocop drove a Taurus.

Better than Jimmy Johnson?