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JMFP

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  1. Them are all wood ducks.
  2. This guy got pulled over https://www.the-express.com/tech/tech-news/126783/tesla-Apple-Vision-pro-driver-pulled-over
  3. I was just thinking that I bet Tesla purposely left out rust coverage in their warranty because "it's stainless steel and there is no need to even mention it."
  4. I mean, to be honest did I sleep through a lot of my industrial materials class back in the day (c'mon it was at 07:30). But I do know that a decent stainless steel should be ok in weather. Yeah it might get some kind of patina but it shouldn't rust. *What I think I know* about shitty stainless is that it has a lot more iron in it and is susceptible to rusting. And one clue to figuring out if your piece of stainless is shitty is if it is magnetic.
  5. JMFP replied to Tailgate's topic in Daily Texan
    I think he's saying there's a 98% chance it was made by aliens.
  6. There's probably some of that but I figure it's mostly people that may feel like dying isn't that bad of an alternative to their current situation.
  7. https://www.the-sun.com/tech/10229821/elon-musk-brain-microchip-neuralink-first-human-test-subject/
  8. I'm not feeling sad for dudes getting paid to play football and slay Colorado co-eds.
  9. But.... When you were young and starting out did you not aspire to earn as much as possible so you could provide for your own wants too? I mean, that's why they play the game to begin with isn't it? If they want LV and gaudy bullshit then let them buy it. They're paid to entertain us so let them spend their money however they want. Just sayin...
  10. https://www.hubbell.com/hubbellpowersystems/en/Products/Power-Utilities/Tools-Dies-Accessories/Linemans-Equipment/Suit/Conductive-Suit-Large/p/1648669
  11. Well, they'll have nice things for a little while at least 🤷‍♂️
  12. JMFP replied to C-Man's topic in Football
    Fucking Buccees. That place pushes me to the edge of an anxiety attack. The only times I've ever been they are packed, not like Lane's pic above... Was in Springfield, MO about 4 weeks ago and wife wanted to see the new one there. People walking everywhere through the parking lot and no one apparently knows that it is poor form to leave your car at the pump after pumping your gas at a busy gas station.
  13. IMO year limits on eligibility will be challanged before too long. These dudes earn NIL money now because they are college atheletes so someone's eventually going to argue the year limits aren't fair because it cuts off their NIL career.
  14. Bobby Petrino, Mike Stoops, Bryan Harsin...
  15. For some reason body cam footage of these traffic stops where followers of this movement end up getting their windows smashed and drug out of their "private conveyances" began popping up on my youtube homepage. I find them highly entertaining. And the courtroom videos as well.
  16. Ehh... The first two is just the result of growing up in a small town, you can't help but know most people close to your age. The second two are on my brother in law. Shit, I just remembered that his little sister's first husband was also murdered a few years after they got married, about 17ish years ago. I think over a bad drug deal. All of those were in the Houston area.
  17. This guy I knew in high school, he would hang out with us sometimes, had a couple of friends over at his house one afternoon just sitting around smoking weed. He got out his grandpa's sawed off shotgun and it accidentally went off while he was fucking around and he killed a girl. He got convicted as an adult with murder 2 because it was an illegal firearm. Served 15 or 16 years I think. A couple of years ago, another guy I knew growing up committed suicide by cop. I don't know how it all went down but somehow he ended up in a standoff on a county road surrounded by LEO. He was standing in the road with his bow (yeah I dunno, but Guy was standing there with his hunting bow) and he drew an arrow and took aim at one of them. My brother in law's brother was shot and killed by his next door neighbor a few years ago, just before Christmas. From what I know they had a longstanding feud with multiple ongoing arguments and a few fistfights, lots of intervention from law enforcement. The night it happened the neighbor came over and was yelling at our man from the front yard. Brother went outside to run him off and was shot dead right there. His wife had started videoing it when the neighbor first showed up because of the history and was about to call the cops on the neighbor again, it was all on her video. Last week on Christmas Eve, (from the same sister and brother-in-law) my nephew's girlfriend's brother was murdered by some guy that told the cops he "just wanted to see someone die." That guy killed two people that night.
  18. JMFP replied to Gil Bang's topic in Daily Texan
    I think I still have my Unicard somewhere....
  19. JMFP replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    No you don't. You send that guy's insurance an itemized bill adding up to $12,000 but then settle with them for like 400 bucks. At least that's what my doctors do...
  20. Toyota and Honda aren't squeaky clean but you're right, when called out on their shit they mostly take their lumps and move on. I don't think they'd have the balls to blame a customer for a wheel falling off on a brand new car with 100 miles on it.
  21. https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/sandwiches/
  22. FSU trying to leave the ACC has been talked about in the realignment thread for a while. It's about conference money not the playoffs.
  23. All this shit talking about Seychelles' navy but I bet their tourism is boosted by 1000% after this.
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