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Bojack

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  1. Brother, we were dressed in the height of Maga fashion which in those days were red tailed coats, aggy boots, oakleys and goatees on our litsos, and Abe Lincoln tophats on our gullivers.
  2. Bad idea. You're choosing a Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. They'd embrace it and we'd be terrorized by freaks in top hats that wouldn't care about how it clashes with goatees and oakleys.
  3. Sorry to hear about your grandfather. It might have made a difference if drunk driving laws were as strict back then as they are now.
  4. 77-0. Mercy rule in both cases since OU tried not to score for the whole 4th quarter.
  5. Truly, the cruelty is the point. I've never seen it more clearly said.
  6. Never in my life did I think I could be disappointed in Bucky Godbolt but I'm sure that's him saying "The Great MAGA King" at :15.
  7. You're really on it. You've got your finger on the pulse of the issue. Never mind Roe is about to be overturned and states are already passing outright bans with no exception for rape or incest. Some are even considering bans on IUDs. Democrats should know that this relentless focus on parental notification won't play with Anastasis and workswithseed come November and we risk losing their votes.
  8. Has the Democratic Party turned the corner finally? Seems like the most Democrat thing to do would have been to write the bill with every compromise imaginable to get a few Republicans to maybe, almost vote for it only to have it go down 49-51. Then the Republicans would call the Dems a bunch of baby killers that had no respect for decorum or compromise.
  9. Even though they're not native to Texas, a cassowary or ostrich would be funniest.
  10. They'll start getting locked up once Roe is officially struck down and the states that have outlawed abortion or will soon outlaw abortion impose penalties. Am I being hysterical when I assume that there'll be consequences for breaking these laws? Or that women who have miscarriages will be suspected of getting an abortion?
  11. I remember there being some hope that Clinton would pardon Peltier at the end of his second term. I first learned of Leonard Peltier from the masterpiece of 90s political hip-hop, Tricks of the Shade by The Goats.
  12. Death cult is exactly right. That guy's truck is no doubt covered in stickers of guns and skulls.
  13. That's not the wording they want. It's the quiet part said out loud. Get them to talking about it long enough and inevitably they'll throw out words like punishment and consequences.
  14. Brad Dourif and Margo Martindale
  15. Hot Chip on the 30th at Stubb's
  16. Yes, also aggy on the far right and again 3rd from the left giving the gig em sign.
  17. That's a flattering depiction of MTG's feet. I don't think I'd have been that nice.
  18. A great many mainstream Democrats went along with Afghanistan and Iraq. I, for one, will hold that against them always but there's no bigger revisionist crock of shit than dismissing the fact that the vast majority of opposition to those wars was on the left. I wish more of you both-siders, Republicans or whatever had been more visible in being against that shit if that's indeed how you felt back then.
  19. How old are you that you thought Tyson was almost as old as George Foreman and Larry Holmes?
  20. Laura Ingraham also clerked for Clarence Thomas.
  21. Because of their sound planning and investment, most Juggalos are probably already retired.
  22. I assume that of any public water park or pool, regardless of age. The one place I never saw a line at Schlitterbahn was for the restrooms. Like my Uncle Slaton although I don't think he'd be a good fit in Margaritaville.
  23. Was anyone brave enough to watch that with the sound on?
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