Bojack

I can't remember the last time I heard a current, self-identifying Republican admit that they supported the Iraq and Afghanistan wars. I'm what most of you, especially the DTs clowns, would consider far left. I know that the Democrats have our share of war mongers and political weather vanes that bought in for the sake of their own political futures, so I'm not trying to excuse the likes of Biden and Hilary. I'm especially sick of some of some of you assholes that lie like you breathe acting like you were opposed to these quagmires from the start. The people that voted for Bush twice, voted for Trump twice, all the Tucker and Rush fans were exactly the people that were calling anyone against the wars a traitor. Those of us that really were opposed at the start didn't hate the troops. We didn't want them to die, to lose limbs, and have PTSD. Next time, all you bitches remember that it's always a quagmire. They're always lying about the real reason. You'll create enemies faster than you can kill them. Civilians will die. There's no bigger waste of resources.

It's as if they found some homeless lunatic ranting outside and threw a Statue of Liberty shirt on him. Y'all hear all the applause? You'll be missing 2021, MTG, and Gaetz when this guy's in Congress.

Last I heard, they're likely to be in the same pod of the Sun Belt as Baylor which is great because it's a natural rivalry.

All this time, I thought each of those milk carton kids was printed on thousands of containers. I guess pretty much every carton had its own unique kid. That's kind of a downer.

Most people don't know this but Marjorie is the one that made the demon footprints in Paranormal Activity.

Anyone have an update on Lindell? Has the crank worn off? Has he made a good enough case to overturn the election and re-install Trump on Friday?

I'm really curious how the fuck you confused the murder of 14 year old Emmett Till from 1955 with the murder of James Byrd Jr. in 1998. Is this some Maga Gr Horn joke that I'm not getting?

I don't see why not have a cross pod rivalry for everyone. Seriously wouldn't surprise me if aggy pushed for theirs to be Arkansas and vice versa. We can play Bama, Georgia or whoever else wants some out of the east.

If it's pods, it has to be this. If you were to switch aggy for Missouri or Arkansas, it would throw off the competitive balance. Missouri will like this because it gets them out of the east and should help them recruit Texas. I think Arkansas will like it because it helps them recruit Texas plus we're their rival, not aggy. Florida and Georgia get to keep their cocktail party and don't have to play Bama every year. LSU keeps their rivalry with the gomers and more of a foothold in Texas than they'd get from Missouri.

You used "like" so it is a simile, not a metaphor. Don't feel bad. I always have to look it up.

I thought he was done when he said he said the thing about McCain and how he likes the soldiers that don't get captured. The whole Democratic Party would still be reeling from that if one of their own had said it.

Definitely. And if he's able, he'll promote such a conspiracy to his last breath.

Damn. I'm glad I stayed off of this thread last week. I thought this episode was a nice rebound. I quit watching Walking Dead when I realized that I didn't care which of the main characters got beaten to death with a spiked bat. It's ok to quit a show. I'm not calling out anyone in particular just saying that sometimes it's the right call.

Fuck rep, man. I've got a callback tomorrow.

I worked at Port Arthur Waffle House on Jimmy Johnson Blvd as a waiter in the summer of '94. I think the most I ever pulled was 18 of 24 hours + 2 waffles. Sometimes they'd schedule me a graveyard shift followed by a second shift that was afternoon and dinner. On the graveyards, you'd have to deal with all the drunks but at least you made some money and things were eventful. The second shift in the afternoons was always slow so they started an all you can eat promotion. That brought an endless parade of flat topped, no tipping Port Neches Boudreauxs who'd sit down and say, "we want the boofay." Graveyard, a little sleep then back at 2pm would have me feeling like I didn't exist outside of Waffle House. It's a worthy punishment.

Jomboy loves Lance Lynn. Nice to see the Astros lighting him up. I look forward to his next breakdown.

Now leading the major leagues in run differential.

Ugh. I hadn't thought of that when I wrote my comment.

The people that think that never watch that shit. They just get a dishonest summary headline of the speech.

Consider naming your yacht after your grift. If your scam is raising money for Trump's legal bills, christen your boat Trump's Legal Bills. The guy that fleeced the rubes for donations to build the wall and bought a yacht with the money instead missed on a great joke and perhaps some legal cover by not naming it The Wall.