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Bojack

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  1. That would have been good. Now that I look at the gif I posted, it appears he's in a 49ers uniform and scoring against Atlanta.
  2. Sorry I don't have a link but I read somewhere that it's because Melania is a low-down porn hooker that hates Christmas.
  3. I imagine the feds can make a few cases for public urination. I doubt if there were sufficient facilities for that many people. Any of the rioters seen pissing on camera could maybe be charged as sex offenders.
  4. Six Pack starring Kenny Rogers? I don't remember the husky kid or Russ Griswold being in it. Edited to add that I've just learned that Anthony Michael Hall was the original Russ. Don't know how I never realized that.
  5. The power of lean economics is some pretty great spin for saying you're broke. I've got to steal that. "Sorry I didn't make it out today. Truck wouldn't start. Can I get an advance to buy materials for the job? My guys quit because I haven't paid them in a few weeks. Behold the power of lean economics."
  6. Damn. That's worse than you treated Winthorpe at the city jail. Bravo.
  7. She has what looks like 18" lengths of 4" and 2" pvc pipe in that bag. What the hell is that about?
  8. Thank you for that. I pictured you listening to Good Ol Boy Alabama Radio wearing a hastily made radiation suit like those guys clearing the roof in Chernobyl. You did your part, comrade.
  9. Clearly his lack of success as an actor is due to be being blacklisted by the Hollywoo liberal cabal, just like happened to Kirstie Alley, that one Baldwin, and Kirk Cameron.
  10. Sadly, you're giving them too much credit. Pence only "turned" on Trump because he was put in an impossible position after the mob believed Trump when he told them that Pence could unilaterally overturn the election results. DeVos and some of the others likely only resigned so they wouldn't have to take a stand on the 25th Amendment.
  11. I heard the broadcast live. It didn't make much sense to me. Word for word, best I can remember... "The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. Avenge me!!! AAVVEENGGE MEEEE!!!!!!"
  12. Maybe Kirstie Alley is tired of her legacy being, "Eh, I preferred Shelley Long."
  13. Can someone with photoshop skills make Gritty with a Bob Ross afro painting Dotard in The Scream with happy trees?
  14. Seriously, this is on the level of when the guy yells out, "I've got a solution. You're a dick!" to President Camacho during his address to the House of Representin'.
  15. Hopefully we'll be there soon. We've been stuck at ass to ass for the last 4 years.
  16. The song itself is my favorite traditional Christmas carol. Their performance is beautiful and I love their Fast Eddie, Minnesota Fats bit at the beginning. You shoot straight pool, mister? Now and then. You know how it is. You like to gamble, David Bowie? Gamble money on Christmas songs?
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