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Bojack

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  1. Al Swearengen: We're forming a f***ing government. A. W. Merrick: Who is? Al Swearengen: Us! You and me! Come to me in a vision! Ya stupid bastard. Was looking for a gif or video of this.
  2. It's like some Democrat. That's some shoddy craftsmanship, workswithseed.
  3. I wanted to quote this dumb shit and remind everyone of how the cultists see Trump. This was before the famous Red Wave of 2018.
  4. No one is supporting the re-election of Toobin as President or even defending what he did. Talking about "pussy" as you said is one thing but what Trump said was way worse. Did you hear the pussy grabbing comments and dismiss that shit as normal? If someone said something like that around me, we'd have a big problem.
  5. Absolutely. Mr. Peanutbutter almost became governor of California.
  6. If not for being blacklisted by the Hollywoo libtards, Kirstie Alley would be the biggest thing going. She'd be getting all the best rolls.
  7. When Trump says what he says about health care, I don't think he's lying. He's saying something that's untrue and never going to happen but I think he really does believe it. He believes it because, on some issues, he's just a Fox News watching, Rush Limbaugh listening rube. He's been told with the rest of those audiences for a long while that everything that's wrong is the fault of libruls and the democrat party. Why are so many Americans without healthcare? Why does it cost so much? Why do the costs continue to rise? Their answer to all that is democrat party. It's never that it's a complicated issue and that there will be tradeoffs like higher taxes, impact on private insurance, or increased regulation. No, it's the libruls just fucking up what would otherwise be free healthcare that would cover everybody with the world's best doctors because libtards suck and want things to be terrible. Also, don't ever forget that Obama said that keep your doctor thing.
  8. Who the hell is Ron Johnson? Who the hell is this guy to be saying anything about child pornography? How old was Stacy Hamilton when you took her to that dugout, Ron?
  9. In 4 years, they'll be like Donald who? Some other lowlife will step up and take control of the cult. It'll be whoever they see as fighting all the people they hate which includes liberals, democrats, minorities, and most women. It's not a cult of Donald Trump. It's a cult of hate for the people they're told are the source of all the troubles in their life.
  10. For the rest of my life, I will not hear from any Trumpkin asshole that y'all are the party of any of the following: Christian values Family values Responsible government spending Decorum Respect for the office of President or any other office The military, especially POWs, wounded veterans, or those killed in action Fair elections Law and Order Protecting children I could go on and on but shut the fuck up. Y'all chose Donald Trump. Not that y'all could claim any of that before him.
  11. Hairdresser sounds like Rick talking to Morty. She got me right in the god-damned liver, Robin. It's the hardest working liver in the galaxy, Robin. Don't just stand there, Robin. Purge them.
  12. +In 2012, some democratic spokesperson no one had ever heard of said something about Romney's wife never worked a day in her life and people had never since she raised like 15 kids. Then Romney said some shit about binders full of women and we just couldn't believe he would ever say such a thing. Now, some convention speaker shot someone in the gut and it's not even page 20 news. In 3 years, I'll be in a fucking gulag, weighing 110 lbs.
  13. The guy's sigh at the :39 second mark. He's having to put up with this bullshit for $11 an hour at some job he almost gave notice to last week.
  14. I hope he's not meeting that Hulkster too soon. Hang in there, brother.
  15. I like this. I'm going to check some of it out. Kind of reminds of Aesop Rock or Tyler the Creator as if it's the brilliant spew of some out of control mind or like they're rapping from their shrink's couch.
  16. DE stands for democrat party, libtard. I will not be back to defend that statement because I'm so above it all and all my kids have little league games today.
  17. Hit one where Gibson did back in '88, Reddick, and I'll love you forever.
  18. Earlier this morning, under the name of a washed up, depressed, anthropomorphic cartoon horse actor, I made a post in the Melania hates Christmas thread. The gist of my post was remember when Michelle Obama and Laura Bush had their beefs with Jenna Jameson and Ginger Lynn in light of the Stormy Daniels, Melania twitter fight. I made a point of spelling everyone's name correctly. I double checked that it's Laura, not Lara. I made sure to spell the names of the porn actresses correctly. Meanwhile, the President of the United States can't fucking spell forest and just tweeted that stupid shit out to the world.
  19. Some friends of mine had a band called, The Land of Wind and Ghosts.
  20. Again, we see a double standard when it comes to the Trump White House. Have y'all forgotten Michelle Obama's beef with Jenna Jameson or when Laura Bush called out Ginger Lynn?
  21. I'm not doubting his supporters will eat it up. The 40% aren't going anywhere. There's just no way for him to come anywhere close to winning the election. They're at a point where it's too far gone to even steal it. They'll just have to seize power and I'm not putting that past them.
  22. I can't get over the short-sightedness of this idiot and his followers. How is this going to play 5 days from now when he still hasn't made any appearances other than waving from the balcony or prerecorded videos? If he does try and do live interviews or a hate rally, how will that look if he's wheezing and coughing? He'll either have to have test negative or violate every existing protocol concerning Covid. He's still putting countless others at risk. If he's just fine and already recovered, he's still got his taxes and every other issue that was crippling his chances hanging over him. They're utterly desperate now. It's not just a Hail Mary from their own 2 yard line. They're down 24 points with 30 seconds left. It's a clown show to the bitter end.
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