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Bojack

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  1. Seriously, explain this one. I have no clue whatsoever.
  2. Of course, Armybrat would have the most old school basketball story. Were they still using peach baskets? I remember my grandfather saying that in his day they used to do a jumpball at center court after every basket scored.
  3. I love this scene but hate the bubbling cauldron sound effects when he pours the molten gold over his head.
  4. January 2nd, 1990, I was at the LSU v. Texas game in the Summit. Final was 124-113. I can't find so much as a box score. If I recall, Chris Jackson (Mahmoud Abdul Rauf) went for 50+. Blanks and Mays each went for 30+, with Joey coming close to that. It was as if LSU had 2 Shaqs since Stanley Roberts was just as good at that point. It felt like they both had triple doubles of dunks, blocks, and rebounds. Game was closer than final score indicates.
  5. When I played on my 4A high school's sophomore basketball team, we'd sometimes play against nearby 1A varsities. Johnson's Bayou in Cameron Parish was one of them. They allowed smoking in their gym during high school basketball games. This was in the '90s.
  6. 16' Ike nearly topped it as I recall. My dad says KFDM (channel 6 in Beaumont, not the band) is predicting higher winds for the area than Rita.
  7. And, you know, because when you think of India, you think of camels. I think that guy might have considered Tamil Laugh but knew it would go well over the head of people like the president that can't even bother to keep their stereotypes straight.
  8. Only 15,000? I like those odds. What doesn't kill me can only make me stronger.
  9. Maninblack, did you get run out of the Jade lol thread? I never knew there were so many libertarian, cat memes.
  10. Subway Jared was more of a regular sized child molester with lots of extra skin.
  11. How can you expect to remember history unless you honor terrible people by naming your kids for them?
  12. Fucking Robert E Lee is back there behind Lincoln and next to MLK.
  13. Who among you is OK, Cool. Hook 'em?
  14. If so, I hear that a little bit of vodka in cherry coke works, too.
  15. There's a choice on the ballot but it don't seem like no choice at all. To Revolution 512, what in god's holy name are you blathering about? Joe Biden not a good choice? He's the only choice that can rid us of the worst president we've ever had. Biden was my last or close to last choice for the nominee but it's never been more clear to me who's the better presidential candidate in a general election.
  16. Some of the replies to the nazi mask twitter post are alleging that it was staged. If that was staged then I take my hat off to those people because they are master thespians. I just wish they would find a better outlet for their talents. Imagine being a shopper and factoring the nazi masks into your choice of line: "There are 4 people in this line, with 2 of them having fully loaded carts. The swastika mask line is shorter and the cashier looks like he's pretty fast. I could go to express but I have 13 items. Don't want to be that guy. Don't want to be here all night so I guess it's the nazi line for me."
  17. Sculch is junk. Wuzzle means to mix. A baloo is a bear. A yonker is a young man. The chair is againt the wall. John has a long mustache. Did anyone else take those tests back in junior high or am I going to get some "wut?" responses?
  18. workswithseed, the fact that you've had zero negs for posting a source this bad should tell you that you're treated very gently here compared to many other posters. Seriously, you seem like an alright person but find some real news sources.
  19. Axiom, you dumbshit, stop posting about taking a road trip to Portland. It was a stupid thing to say when you first said it. It's been answered 10 times and you just refuse to acknowledge it.
  20. I propose one of those tag team matches like they do in wrestling with Tazerface and Hellboy vs. Gym Jordan and Grandpa Munster.
  21. Holy shit. Sounds like Elias from Platoon except he lived.
  22. Man, that was bad. Still, he's probably a better musician than running back. Editing to say that I take it back about him being a better musician since he actually gained more than 1000 yards in his career at UCLA. It's like a 2020 version of this:
  23. I love that the Lincoln Project assholes are calling their Ohio campaign Operation Grant. Seems like some Ohio voters could use a reminder of what side they were on in the Civil War. Probably won't help to win anything but I hope they call their Georgia thing Operation Sherman.
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