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Bojack

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  1. It was the left according to Anastasis.
  2. Dairy Queen may be dying but here's a bright spot: this 16 year old fry cook rocked this customer that punched his co-worker.
  3. Celebrating the idea that he's broke when that same merry band of dipshits (including Incredulity, probably) spent every day since the Trump Ukraine impeachment howling about how Biden was the most corrupt politician ever. Meanwhile, trump has grifted about a billion a month since resuming office.
  4. Bojack

    LBGTQ

    When Anastasis comes back, ignore him for one week and see what happens. Fatty is even less worth a response.
  5. Also incorporate the phrase "discount Paulie Shore" whenever possible.
  6. Bojack

    LBGTQ

    I'm sure he'll use his time off to touch grass and heal his broken brain.
  7. This would be a top 5 Obama scandal. Fox News would still be covering this.
  8. I'm all for Tanner getting stuck with one of these crappy jobs of the future. Fuck him. He was always clearly maga.
  9. Bojack

    LBGTQ

    I think people are more often ignoring him and that's part of why he's become an even worse poster. He's getting a bit less of the attention he craves, so he's increasingly embraced maga and more often flings personal insults among other things.
  10. If we do have free elections in the near future and we manage to oust the Trumpists, the next administration needs to make a national priority of investing in the kind of automation you see throughout Idiocracy. We are fast becoming too stupid to take care of ourselves.
  11. Can someone with computer skills make it where the Witch King is riding a chunky leopard and saying face instead of flesh?
  12. Seriously, is he trying to get recalled? Maybe he's just ahead of the game and knows what Silvio knew about recession. Show business and being with the mob. The way some people are bending the knee is just chilling. Like they know something the rest of us don't. Tony Soprano: And I don't want to hear about the freaking economy either! I don't want to hear it. Sil, break it down for them. What two businesses have traditionally been recession proof since time immemorial? Silvio Dante: Certain aspects of show business...and our thing. Tony Soprano: Now that's it. That's all I've gotta say. Frankly, I'm depressed and ashamed.
  13. Bojack

    ANTIFA

    This thread got bumped so I picked up where I left off back in 2022. maninblack is a fucking dumbass.
  14. Chickenshits have the comments turned off.
  15. Seems like the French and British did most of the fighting in World War 1 and the Soviets in WW2. We had 116,000 deaths in World War I. France had 1.4 million. UK had almost 1 million. Battles of Verdun and the Somme happened before we even entered the war. I know Dotard is a well regarded historian but it's just different than what I've always heard.
  16. If he's elected Pope, that will top all the needless and pre-emptive capitulations made to Trump so far.
  17. I think the most glorious punishment for these people would be for them to have to work regular crappy jobs and to live off of the meager proceeds of their own work. We could make it a never ending reality tv show. Let's see how they do at a series of occupations where they don't get to rely on enormous family fortunes and their ability to fleece rubes.
  18. Don't know if this has been noticed or posted about on the Astros board but things not going well for our old friend Joc Pederson. He's mired in an 0-41 streak.
  19. I love these dated references that I find on Surly. A few weeks back, someone posted a picture of George Steinbrenner with Billy Martin from the late 70s or early 80s and many of us olds gave it the +1 laugh rep. I try and remember that to a younger person, a Billy Martin reference in 2025 would be like if my grandfather had said something like "reminds me of Connie Mack, amirite?" in 1982.
  20. Elon's vow to be less involved with DOGE so he can concentrate on Tesla reminds me of Slingblade when Frank comes home and Doyle tells him, "well, the upshot is I'll be spending a lot more time here."
  21. They'll never realize they were suckers much less admit it. The older Trumpers were mostly the people swilling Limbaugh and Fox News in the 9/11, Iraq War days. You can hardly find anybody lately that will admit they supported any of that, much less that they were duped by it. Some of the only people I've heard that'll own it are never Trump former Republicans, several of which we have on this board. I've talked with quite a few MAGA in real life who say they loved and still love O'Reilly, Hannity, Limbaugh, and Toby Keith but nah they were always against those wars, even Afghanistan from the very start. When this whole Trumpism thing crashes into the mountain like it did at the end of the 2nd Bush term, they'll quietly change their views retroactively rather than admit they were rubes. Above all else, they'll never admit that the left or Democrats were ever right about any of it. * The above is the best case scenario, as good as it's ever going to get for the end of Trumpism if we're lucky enough to see it.
  22. With some Maga nimrod in the near future, I plan to assert that Donald Trump is the dumbest person in the history of American public life. When they say no way, I'll challenge them to name 1 dumber person. Whoever they want, politician, athlete, actor, absolutely anyone. Once they've named their one dumber person, I'll ask that they take a few days and find the objectively dumbest things their person has said, actual quotes only, and I'll collect the same for Trump. It's a fucking slam dunk I'll win that shit. I'll be sure to include the per capita quote above.
  23. Hahaha. I thought that was a Gary Peterson type photoshop until I saw the video just below. The kids are dreading that the groupchats they're part of might leak. Or maybe they're the ones that leaked this latest batch.
  24. Haven't watched it all but he must be screening his audience pretty carefully these days.
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