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Bojack

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  1. I was the Longhorns yesterday against my friend as Oregon. Jhadae Barron had 7 interceptions including 2 pick 6s. I expect he'll win the Thorpe Award this year.
  2. Two things I know about @PRONG HORN, he keeps really weird hours and he is dumb enough to believe absolutely any fascist bullshit he finds in his twitter sewer.
  3. Also, DEI. That thing that holds people like @PRONG HORN back from realizing their full potential.
  4. My pocket guide to right wing humor: you'll look at something like this and think there's got to be more to it. Nope, you already got it. It's just some scumbag sex trafficker calling a woman old. Pronghorn was recently defended by some on this forum as having been alright back when he was just posting porn in I'd Pee In Her Butt. Now, it's mostly just links from his sewer of a twitter feed between midnight and 7am CST. He's truly one of those "high value males" that the red pill grifters talk about.
  5. I believe that's David Hasselhoff after his botched plastic surgery.
  6. Same here. I was out last night and didn't hear anything about it until I got home and looked at the news feed on my phone. I found out about Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear off when I walked into Magnolia Cafe on Congress that night and one of the employees had written the news on their specials board.
  7. That's great that his lie is so easily disproven. Time to throw it on the pile with the 40.000 other lies and get back to hammering their fascist asses on Project 2025 and the rollback of rights and powers granted to that criminal demented moron by the corrupt Supreme Court.
  8. Great. We're to the point of hoping our team loses so we go ahead and fire the coach. Not that you're wrong. He'll be leading the Libertarians to a bowl game in a few years.
  9. For once, Thanks, Ted! Apparently, the curse works retroactively.
  10. Canceled by his own party whereas Donald Trump who is on tape bragging about how he sexually assaults women in a manner that is consistent with the accounts of dozens of accusers is worshipped by Republicans. Good morning, @PRONG HORN
  11. It's really not a bad name for your cult. It's a cult that worships one of the worst and fucking stupidest people in the history of American public life. And why do you worship that piece of shit? Because fuck you, that's why. You've defined yourself more as against the people you hate, for whatever reason, than anything else.
  12. I might be missing some context but, holy fuck, this makes no sense to me. You're a dumbass and a cultist lunatic.
  13. I think as important as the candidate is the broader strategy. Go scorched earth negative against Project 2025, the corrupt Supreme Court's decisions, and Trump himself. I want to see that kind of shit everywhere. That needs to be the conversation above all else. The right has always been better at that. The first few special elections after Biden took office and before Dobbs, they won on ginned up nonsense like CRT and trans women playing sports by relentlessly hammering those issues. Some unknown Democratic advisor said something about Mitt Romney's wife had never worked a day in her life and Republicans made that into a huge story. "How can you say that?! She raised 10 kids." Make these motherfuckers play defense for a change. I want to see it on billboards. I want to see it every time I watch sports, not just on Surly or lefty YouTube videos. I want my mom, an actual swing voter in this election, to know all the most odious parts of Project 2025 and see commercials with Dotard and Epstein. I know the media is no help in this but blast that shit until it drowns out stories about Biden's bedtime.
  14. But you told me Ygifs betrayed and murdered Lobo.
  15. Serious question, where do you live? If you live anywhere in the US, you keep some odd hours based on when you post.
  16. Negged for being a lying sack of shit and contributing to this post truth culture. Also, negged for even joking about something like this when your sexually assaulting felon of a presidential candidate and others high up in your party have promised exactly this kind of retribution.
  17. It's not even because OU sucks but red and burnt orange look so awful together. It makes me cringe every time I see it.
  18. Just noticed the spare in the bed.
  19. Surlyhorns Daily Texan News and Current Events: Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame 2024 Rain Thread What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
  20. She kind of looks like a Mystic from the Dark Crystal.
  21. I wonder how many more of these Czechoslovakians are out there spying on us.
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