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Beau Vine

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  1. Excuse me, but do you have any proof of this assertion?
  2. That's an awesome gesture! Mail a bottle of Hendrick's gin to: Beau Vine Golden, CO 80401 and I'll be sure that he gets it.
  3. I mean, things were so bad that they paid the previous coach $70M to go away, but those rubes somehow thought they were so special that the new coach could fix all that within his first season and take them to the playoffs. My alma mater lost the national championship game last season, then lost its coach and most of the team to the draft/portal, and I'm fairly pleased they managed to go 6-6, but that's because I'm not a clueless gomer who resides in an alternate reality.
  4. The University of Duke clearly misses Mike Alcove.
  5. Reality setting in! Interesting comment here cued up for you:
  6. Lat's check out Grant's bold predictions: 1. Aggies jump off to a quick start They actually did put together a nice drive, but then got stuffed trying to run up the middle on a 4th-1. This would seem to be a theme of their offense. Ultimately, not a quick start. 2. Longhorns turn to Manning at some point NAILED IT!!! 3. Texas A&M football registers several sacks 4. Reed ends the day with highest QBR of the game I don't actually know the formula for QBR, but if that formula doesn't say the numbers on the left rate better than the ones on the right, it's as idiotic as Grant 5. Aggies roll up 2+ rushing touchdowns Grant, I know you're reading so... Thanks for all the laughs this season. It made tonight just that much better.
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