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Beau Vine

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  1. Yeah, that post was stupid. There's no point in prohibiting Mrs. Featherbottom from checking her phone during her lunch break. But it doesn't matter if you're a "degreed professional," you should not be allowed to have your phone out in a locker room.
  2. It shouldn't be difficult to create and enforce a no-phones-in-the-locker-room policy. I mean, that's the policy in every locker room that I'm aware of, from my local gym to the one time I was in a MLB locker room.
  3. They will. Be patient.
  4. About 10 years ago, my best friend, who's a HS football coach in Seattle, flew down and we went to the state championships at Jerryworld. Celina was playing West Orange-Stark, and before the game, Celina's cheerleaders dragged out and lifted up a big "run-through" sign that said, "FOOTBALL. FAITH. FAMILY. NOWHERE BUT CELINA" with the Celina logo and a big cross on it. My friend looked at me and said, "I thought these were public schools?" I said, Welcome to Texas.
  5. Maybe a few years back when they lost 4-5 games, but not this season when they're loaded and #1.
  6. That was GA Moore.
  7. We had a yard sale one time, and there's zero reason to put price tags on anything, because they just make people ask for a lower price. "Will you take $2.50 for this chair?" Me: "Dude, it's only $3..." I told my wife that we should have put $1000 tags on everything, because someone might have offered $900 for that colander just to get a deal.
  8. I had the same reaction, but it turns out that that's just terrible terminology:
  9. To his credit, this was a pretty solid response: Because in that town, he could easily blame the situation on Hunter Biden and antifa and people would fall all over themselves to support him.
  10. Yeesh: https://www.fox4news.com/news/celina-isd-under-scrutiny-after-coach-faces-charges-student-photos
  11. Holy fuck, Bill Elliott is a god in that town.
  12. You really think there's going to be any federal funding?
  13. You gotta be fucking kidding... Gimenez?
  14. Which means Penn State's hockey program has more NIL money than North Dakota or BC or Denver or BU. Michigan State supposedly had the 2nd-highest bid, $400K.
  15. This is fucking shitty.
  16. It's honestly sad that this is the line I still use most from Arrested Development:
  17. Penn State is paying $700K for a freshman hockey player.
  18. Law student 'who "took pleasure in killing" fatally poisoned four people in five-month murder spree' | Daily Mail Online
  19. ^^^^^^^ The Kingdome was an absolute shithole, but it was still better than that. That might be the worst MLB stadium in my lifetime. Edit for the lulz:
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