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Beau Vine

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Everything posted by Beau Vine

  1. That shit has ceased to matter.
  2. What a cunt Venables is! Perfect for OU.
  3. Guess who's going wishcasting in the Vegas Bowl? This guy:
  4. Holy fuck, my wife just buys me a new Lexus every Christmas...
  5. The only people who should be watching this shitshow are dudes trying to avoid their in-laws.
  6. Not even that nice -- it's literally a temporary stadium.
  7. Just once I want to hear an announcer pronounce Honolulu correctly.
  8. The other one where the simp brings duck to a tailgate is far worse. And I remain baffled by commercials that portray their customers as morons.
  9. I hate that rule so much.
  10. I think they always do the weekly HBCU game on ESPNU.
  11. A Møøse once bit my sister
  12. So here comes Bill a-walkin' down Nine Mile – that's Bill Norton, y'understand – got his sandwich in one hand, the fuckin' head in the other!
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